When I want a break from angry ranting on my blog, I like to do random searches for other examples of angriness online. It's remarkable how un-angry some people seem who describe their sites as angry or even angriest but I did find the following gem:
The Angriest Rice Cooker in the World
It takes a special brand of genius to anthropomorphise a rice cooker to express angriness.
Enjoy!
I’m abrasive, rollicking, jejune, jousting, harsh, critical, discombobulated, morose, grim, and having a good time at it all.
People around here call me Vaspers. Vaspers the Grate. I do bitter videos. I write glum posts. I publish war faced photos.
I am annoyed by nearly everything I see or touch or smell.