Funny Search Results

One of the things I do while obsessively trying to broaden my blog readership, spread the angry meme and take over the world is check to see what search terms land people on my blog.  Predictable enough, many of the searches include some variant of "angry" but some of criteria that result in search engines pointing people here are more intriguing, if not downright funny.

No surprises that writing about Stephen Colbert in the last week has been good for attracting readers although this has more been the case with blog aggregators like Technorati than search engines like Google.  I hope I haven't been too cynical on this front – the longer pieces I've written have been heartfelt and I've kept the jokey littering of Stephen Colbert keywords and tags to a minimum.  Except then.  That double reference to Stephen Colbert was a little gratuitous.  So was that.  Anyway, join the Church of Colbert.

Some other search terms that have given me a smile (or puzzled me) are:

"Words to use when angry" – I hope they meant angry words to use for venting, they're in the right place for that.  If they were looking for calming words, they're shit out of luck.

"How to calm angry teenagers" – ummm, sorry, you fucked up there.  I'm no help to you on that front.

"Why does a year have 365 days?" – this one threw me for a while.  Then I worked out it was from the blog title.  There were four variations on this so I suspected this may have been some sort of school project somewhere.  If that was the case, those kids were probably all suspended for visiting an obscene site.

"guys fucking parents" – oooookay.  I really don't think I want to meet that person.

Search engines are weird.

About these ads


Filed under Colbert, Internet

9 responses to “Funny Search Results

  1. Have an angry teen ager…? Send them to “Momma Lee”. I am the crisis intervention junkie. :-D

  2. salaamat,
    you know u aint steal haven’t beaten my “testicles, scrotum, gay stories” joint.

    people are creepy!

    creepy people need to be banned off the net. period.

  3. search engines, as the name suggests, are machines. What do you expect from machine? They might work way faster than our brains but they’re stupid.

  4. Sandra: I know exactly who to send troubled youth to :)

    Maliha: I meant to ask, I saw your post after I did mine… had you read mine or was it just a coincidence we were posting about the same thing?

    Tru: I’m not down on search engine, I reckon they’re great. But some of the results are hella funny.

  5. Salamaat,
    great minds Mr. Angry what can i say?

    this great mind can’t type tho..i meant to say “still” not “steal”

    ah well…i am learning english from my president, what can i say? (*Yayy one for the colbert church:) )+

  6. How cool is that! Great minds indeed.

  7. “”guys fucking parents” – oooookay. I really don’t think I want to meet that person.”

    how lovely. some of the internet creep has made its way to your blog. vomit.

  8. Hhehehe Maryam, you and maryam might want to get rid of the internet pervs, but by my measure that’s about 75% of the intrnet population! :)

  9. Don’t make me go!! I promise not to be a perv anymore. NOT :-D

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s