Comments on: The toilet is judging me

By: somethingtobe

somethingtobe — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:40:34 +0000

this auto timer situation would be the death of me. i’d have to quit. i dont know how long i spend in the toilet but am normally outta there before 5 minute (i mean if we’re guesstimating).

BUT I have been in the toilet for around the ten minute mark, sometimes I like to sit and think.. sometimes I sleep. *sigh*

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:43:11 +0000

tom: I actually have seen similar behaviour – definitely obsessive

suroor: according to the motion sensor – too long

By: Suroor

Suroor — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:34:32 +0000

So exactly how long do you spend in the loo??

By: tom l

tom l — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:07:54 +0000

there i was the other day, in a stall, when a guy goes over to the urinal next to it, and, while pissing up a storm, flushes the thing three times – WHILE STILL PISSING! have you ever come across this before? compulsive midstream flushing?

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:01:27 +0000

Low flow flushes are appalling, they end up using way more water. And I’d say I was appalled where you took this but it’s obviously my fault

By: Neil C. Obremski

Neil C. Obremski — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:41:19 +0000

The “green” toilets (environment friendly, not color-wise) have some issues anyway. We moved into a new building where I work and the bathroom nearest to my section was pretty appalling, but specifically some serious potty issues.

Initially the toilet’s manual handle caused it more to salivate than actually move any waste. A few (3+) flushes did the trick. It has since been replaced by porcelain throne with an over-eager motion sensor. As you stand up it flushes, and by golly it flushes! Water spews forth from the bowl, spraying the back of your legs if you’re slow, unsuspecting, or just desire a decent spritz. So even though its flushing flushes, it still requires at least 2.

Hmm, I guess it doesn’t REQUIRE two if you … well, nevermind …