No, I haven’t become a gay porn star. Or at least I’m not willing to admit to being a gay porn star. Although I’d get a lot of search engine traffic if I started promoting hot man on man gay butt sex action. My god, I’m cynical.
Basically, I wanted to celebrate the impending launch of the ASS joint venture with Daniel, Gruntski and myself (and who knows who else). See the comments on this post if you have no idea what I’m talking about. The announcement of ASS coincided, completely unintentionally, with me showing my arse on YouTube in this video:
If this doesn’t make any sense to you, it’s a response to this video from one of my favourite people on YouTube, Mr Safety:
So who knows, maybe ASS will soon become a household name. Remember you heard it here first.