It’s Australia Day today – our national day and I’m celebrating in the traditional way by scorching some dead animals. But am I a proud Australian? Well, let’s start with a definition of “proud”:
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That’s some speech, cousin, but don’t you feel pride in the achievements of your cricket team?
I’m a proud gorilla, but only because I hold the record for the number of locusts eaten in a single sitting (8374).
I’m entertained by the cricket team, for sure. Watching the poms get annihilated was fucking hilarious.
Ztop ze patriotizm! We need ze theme zong!!
And nice meat! In Sweden we eat bacon. That’s why Miss Piggy looks like Greta Garbo. True story, ho hum..
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