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	<description>The original Mr Angry... Finding something to be angry about every day of the year</description>
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		<title>By: Mr Angry</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-189286</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr Angry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Normally I&#039;d ignore such obvious baiting but the level of  cuntishness required to make that comment is truly astonishing. Rest assured if that fucked up attitude is what you radiate at work every single person you work with is plotting ways to kill you. Painfully. And I hope they succeed soon you worthless fucking cunt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Normally I&#8217;d ignore such obvious baiting but the level of  cuntishness required to make that comment is truly astonishing. Rest assured if that fucked up attitude is what you radiate at work every single person you work with is plotting ways to kill you. Painfully. And I hope they succeed soon you worthless fucking cunt.</p>
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		<title>By: Martin</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-189250</link>
		<dc:creator>Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very amusing. But this article is failing to acknowledge the fact that AGILE PROCESS provides the solution. Or perhaps you, like all IT workers are a terrible communicator, too involved in your own misguided feelings of superiority to even chance communicating with your team, your management etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very amusing. But this article is failing to acknowledge the fact that AGILE PROCESS provides the solution. Or perhaps you, like all IT workers are a terrible communicator, too involved in your own misguided feelings of superiority to even chance communicating with your team, your management etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Marc</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-164783</link>
		<dc:creator>Marc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JAYT and  Monish - could not agree more. We have a bunch of PMP certified secretaries at our company who mostly screw up the notes they take - the funniest ones were mixing up XML and XSL, and installing Oracle on Linux vs. Linux on Oracle. These dumbasses make as much, if not more than the very sharp and smart techies in our group. Talk about a recession.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JAYT and  Monish &#8211; could not agree more. We have a bunch of PMP certified secretaries at our company who mostly screw up the notes they take &#8211; the funniest ones were mixing up XML and XSL, and installing Oracle on Linux vs. Linux on Oracle. These dumbasses make as much, if not more than the very sharp and smart techies in our group. Talk about a recession.</p>
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		<title>By: JAYT</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-145024</link>
		<dc:creator>JAYT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the USA in the 19th Century people I understand that people with no legitimate means of making a living used to travel from town to town with bags made of old carpet filled with yellowish liquid. They&#039;d get up on soap boxes in the middle of town and talk persuasively to anyone who&#039;d listen about the fabulous recovery from scurvy/flu/yellow fever/smallpox made by their poor old grandmother/wife/baby after drinking the essence of rattlesnake/corn snake....

Today, project managers turn up on IT projects and say they can apply the same tried and tested techniques used to produce the last 15 widgets made on the production line to a complex project involving the equivalent of millions of components never integrated before, and produce it on budget, on time, to quality and scope. 

They often also claim to be able to do this without needing to know more than how to spell, let alone understand, the descriptions they record in &quot;The Plan&quot;. The years of experience gathered by the technical people who make the project work is simply not relevant to success.

So Mr Angry, I like what you say, but I disagree with you about &quot;pure Project Managers&quot;. IMHO they sell very expensive snake oil to CEOs and dump large amounts of smelly stuff on people who actually know something about technical stuff and the business. 

Planning is required. Anyone with half a brain knows that without needing to think about it. But &quot;Project Managers&quot; are needed only those who already have a hole where their compassion and humanity should be. 

The result is often either nervous breakdown amongst techies, project failure or a combination of both. But somehow the rate of that never seems to be recorded.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the USA in the 19th Century people I understand that people with no legitimate means of making a living used to travel from town to town with bags made of old carpet filled with yellowish liquid. They&#8217;d get up on soap boxes in the middle of town and talk persuasively to anyone who&#8217;d listen about the fabulous recovery from scurvy/flu/yellow fever/smallpox made by their poor old grandmother/wife/baby after drinking the essence of rattlesnake/corn snake&#8230;.</p>
<p>Today, project managers turn up on IT projects and say they can apply the same tried and tested techniques used to produce the last 15 widgets made on the production line to a complex project involving the equivalent of millions of components never integrated before, and produce it on budget, on time, to quality and scope. </p>
<p>They often also claim to be able to do this without needing to know more than how to spell, let alone understand, the descriptions they record in &#8220;The Plan&#8221;. The years of experience gathered by the technical people who make the project work is simply not relevant to success.</p>
<p>So Mr Angry, I like what you say, but I disagree with you about &#8220;pure Project Managers&#8221;. IMHO they sell very expensive snake oil to CEOs and dump large amounts of smelly stuff on people who actually know something about technical stuff and the business. </p>
<p>Planning is required. Anyone with half a brain knows that without needing to think about it. But &#8220;Project Managers&#8221; are needed only those who already have a hole where their compassion and humanity should be. </p>
<p>The result is often either nervous breakdown amongst techies, project failure or a combination of both. But somehow the rate of that never seems to be recorded.</p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-127353</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s amazing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s amazing.</p>
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		<title>By: Xss</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-109830</link>
		<dc:creator>Xss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Monish</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-94616</link>
		<dc:creator>Monish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe the IT Project Management jobs are mostly BS/CYA roles. I am yet to see competency in this field. For some reason, I tend to think of them as secretaries and I call them to meetings just so they can take down notes and schedule follow-up meetings, and do a little bit of call-coordination. I do not expect them to contribute anything product to my projects other than the administrative/secretarial work. The fallacy that &quot;Technical guys cannot communicate&quot; is the reason for these jobs..and do not even get me started on another one that says &quot;Technical guys cannot understand business&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe the IT Project Management jobs are mostly BS/CYA roles. I am yet to see competency in this field. For some reason, I tend to think of them as secretaries and I call them to meetings just so they can take down notes and schedule follow-up meetings, and do a little bit of call-coordination. I do not expect them to contribute anything product to my projects other than the administrative/secretarial work. The fallacy that &#8220;Technical guys cannot communicate&#8221; is the reason for these jobs..and do not even get me started on another one that says &#8220;Technical guys cannot understand business&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Consensual Hallucinations &#171; Dorai&#8217;s LearnLog</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-93131</link>
		<dc:creator>Consensual Hallucinations &#171; Dorai&#8217;s LearnLog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Filed under: Programming, Software &#8212; dorai @ 3:21 am    Why does this strike a chord? This frankly brutal post on myths of Project Management is much more than that: Life is full of consensual hallucinations. A polite way of saying we’re [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Filed under: Programming, Software &#8212; dorai @ 3:21 am    Why does this strike a chord? This frankly brutal post on myths of Project Management is much more than that: Life is full of consensual hallucinations. A polite way of saying we’re [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4 &#187; links for 2007-08-30</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-71375</link>
		<dc:creator>Rants, Raves, and Rhetoric v4 &#187; links for 2007-08-30</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Project Management is Bollocks! « Angry 365 Days a Year (tags: management projectmanagement) [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Nilesh</title>
		<link>http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/project-management-is-bollocks/#comment-64834</link>
		<dc:creator>Nilesh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a great article. Should be published on PMI site. All budding and would be managers or(damagers) should read it at the start.

Good work</description>
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<p>Good work</p>
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