Why I’m better than you

I have now reached 800 blog posts in less than two and a half years.  In the same time period I’ve uploaded about 650 videos to YouTube.  There’s quite a bit of crossover between the two, i.e. some videos have used blog posts as scripts and some blog posts have been little more than the posting of videos.  But all in all, it’s an accomplishment that I would have doubted I would reach before I started.

I have often used these types of milestones to reflect on what I’ve learned so far.  Today I’ve been considering all the people I’ve pissed off by daring to have an opinion.  And you know what?  I’m better than them.  By and large, I’m better than every person who’s ever been wound up by something I posted online.  I say that with no irony whatsoever.  They suck and I rule.  They are full of fail and I am full of win.

How do I justify this conclusion?  I could easily rest solely on the abundant evidence of my supreme awesomeness.  Anyone who would even consider gainsaying the overwhelming rightness of my anger is clearly a loser by definition.  But why stop there?  Instead, I shall bury the doubters, haters and trolls with my infallible logic.  The following list shows the common denominators shared by every single person I have managed to piss off online:

1. They do nothing  None of my haters have contributed anything of value online.  They don’t maintain their own blogs.  The don’t create videos.  All they do is occasionally vomit out drive-by abuse.  And they think that puts them on an equal footing.  This is because they are stupid.

2. They are insecure  One of my favourite things has been to deliberately provoke insecure people.  I pissed off people on the left and people on the right, atheists and religionists, young and old, people from all walks of life.  I’ve also gained fans from all these groups.  What the difference between the fans and the haters?  The haters are so fucking insecure they can’t see the slightest challenge to their desperately clung to world-view without collapsing into a gibbering heap of reactionary stupidity.

3. They are frightening intolerant  These people can’t even conceive of co-existing with someone who doesn’t conform to their rigidly constrained views.  The violence of their response to differences (of opinion, lifestyle, etc.) can be truly breathtaking.  On occasions when I’ve seemed like that it doesn’t count because I’m actually right.

4. They have tiny little penises  Including the women.

5. They don’t get irony

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12 responses to “Why I’m better than you

  1. “Including the women.” ROTFLMAO……

    Your the best……..

  2. FlyingHat

    I thought haters can’t get any more intolerant. I get proved wrong every time I check a page of YouTube comments. I should have never underestimated their immense retardation.

    You’re an incredibly inspiring Aussie I can’t wait to see more of your videos. :)

  3. E0157H7

    No time to talk, citizen! There are people out there with different opinions than mine, and I have work to do. Captain Poopypants awayyyyy…

  4. Alex

    hahaha, good points I’m not the one to read an intire blog post from anybody, but it seemed interesting so I did. I’m glad I did!

  5. Marr: I have to cop to stealing that line from a movie called “The Tall Guy”

    FlyingHat: Every time I think they’ve hit bottom, one sinks further.

    E0157H7: I think you have just described the ultimate superhero for the new millenium

    Alex: I’m glad you stuck with it. Luckily it was one of my shorter ones.

  6. ~

    Good on you.
    May xenu hear our prayers.
    Many of us have lost people to them.

  7. Darth Paul

    Talk about insecure…

  8. Darth: You go right ahead and talk about how insecure you are

  9. I dig your blog.

    I agree with basically all that I’ve read so far and wish I’d found it earlier.

    Your points from interacting with your audience, tolerating idiots/rude people to Dubyah I can agree with especially.

    I did the picquet at APEC, too, some of the troops I served with there were fairly hilarious with some of their comments regarding protestor stereotypes which were so misinformed and I guess, based on jealousy/stupidity I’ve been angry about it for bloody months. Meh, democratic process did its work.

    Finally, someone with a rational mindset and the skill to articulate it. Compliments etc.

  10. Thanks, I hope you continue to enjoy the blog.

  11. you had me till number 4…

  12. It’s absolutely true about everyone who disagrees with me ;)

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