That heading ought to get the Sarah Palin freak squad all wound up. Relax, you uptight dickheads! I’m talking about a pig that actually matters today – Bruce the giant pig.
I swear this story is true. There are even pictures!
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Angry. Do you think that we could somehow swap Bruce for the the pig in lipstick? Surely Americans wouldn’t notice. Our little part in saving the planet.
Now that took some thought…, oh my head is spinning.
What’s fucked up is that I actually read about Bruce the giant pig on the BBC website already – it’s global news!
Alan: The republicans act as if they appreciate balls and Bruce has a MASSIVE pair so it might work.
custador: Bruce is indeed earth-shaking news.
There’s a simple solution to this: bacon.
unfortunately he wont become bacon, or maybe he will just when everyone’s not looking
“He will be taken to a local piggery, which promised Ms Hayes Bruce would not be slaughtered”
Sorry: hit Return, before I’d written anything…
Anyway, with balls like that, I don’t doubt said piggery will find other uses for Bruce…
America will soon be addressing the giant pig gap, possibly with a giant pig-based reality TV show. Watch your ass, Australia.
A pig the size of a pony. Still trying to grasp that.
Matt: enough bacon to end world hunger
Jase: but he could meet with an unfortunate accident
E0157H7: You wish you could compete with our oversized pigs!
Christopher: careful which parts you grasp.
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