Don’t have heroes

I regularly get comments on my YouTube videos along the lines of “You’re my hero” which is, of course, nice but also more than a little weird for me. I always assume people don’t mean it literally, if they were put on the spot they’d admit they didn’t really mean I was their hero – [...]

TFU Comix – Left 4 Dead 2 banned

Thought I’d put the comic version of the previous post here for anyone who wanted it:

Left 4 Dead 2 banned in Australia

Few things piss me off as much as censorship that treats adults as if they aren’t grown up enough to make their own decisions. I actually agree with limiting what kids see, there are all sorts of things that are appropriate for adults that aren’t for kids. Not everyone matures at the same rate but [...]

Video tutorial – How to tell someone you don’t give a fuck about them

For the sake of completeness, here’s the video version of how to tell someone you don’t give a fuck about them:

How to tell someone you don’t give a fuck

It seems I have to spend an inordinate amount of time telling people online that I don’t give a fuck about their worthless dribbling. So I’m trying to come up with creative ways to tell them. Sure, I love the simplicity of “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” but I also like variety.
So far I’ve come up [...]

Twilight sparkly vampire dildo – TFU or total genius?

I sometimes think people in the porn and sex toy industries are the most creative people in the world. Other times I don’t think that. In the case of  dildo inspired by the Twilight series, I’m not sure where I stand.

What I do know for sure is it’s totally worth visiting [...]

Dalek reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup

I’m working with some friends to help promote their show called “Robot versus World” at this year’s Melbourne Fringe Festival.  The characters involved include the original Optimus Prime, the classic Astroboy and an 80s Dalek who have something of a detective agency together.
One of our promotional ideas is to have the Dalek make some archetypal [...]

TFU Files – The end of the world

I have some good news and I have some bad news. First, the good news: Global Warming won’t cause the destruction of human civilsation. Now the bad news: we’re going to be wiped out before Global Warming has a chance to do us in.  While there are a lot of competing Armageddon theories I believe [...]