Twilight sparkly vampire dildo – TFU or total genius?

I sometimes think people in the porn and sex toy industries are the most creative people in the world. Other times I don’t think that. In the case of  dildo inspired by the Twilight series, I’m not sure where I stand.

What I do know for sure is it’s totally worth visiting the website that sells the dildo just to see the comments.

What do you think? Is the Twilight dildo Totally Fucked Up or Total Genius?

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9 responses to “Twilight sparkly vampire dildo – TFU or total genius?

  1. Vince

    I thinks its more the people who commented on the dildo on the website are TFU.

    “I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me…another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well! ”

    That’s just SOME of one comment. Good God…

  2. Dismutased

    It’s brilliant! What a great concept!

    People complaining about it just don’t get the fact that a generation of young girls are totally getting into fetish!

    Seriously males, why are you complaining?

    But yes, a little on the TFU side, but no more so than most of the rest of the world.

    And Twilight vampires sparkle? o.0 I’ve totally avoided that franchise like the plague.

  3. Al

    Vampire dildos are totally fucked up but also very, very funny. It made my day.

    Don’t fret, if I have twitter, I’d be stalking you too. Ahh, I love my angry aussies. May the hordes of crazies descend upon you.

  4. sickmetalchick666

    I think it’s genius! There are a lot of lonely twilight fans out there. My good friend (who is single) is an obsessor, she has a big collection ALREADY of twilight merchandise. I just might have to get her the cold, sparkly Edward dildo for her, he’s her fave character and her birthday is in a month =P

  5. Michael

    That is just completely fucked up… Seriously, that is the most disturbed shit I’ve ever seen… Twilight obsessed or not, who ever buys that, seriously needs help.

  6. Sapphire

    omg i sooo want one, i’m serious xx

  7. Dale

    Does it help knowing that a lot of them are going to be shoved up somebody’s ass help at all? Probably not.

  8. thom

    TFU to a moderate extent.

    Poor 16-year old boys, now even the fat girls will think they can do better…

  9. Thanks this was a good read

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