Basic grammar is essential if you don’t want to look like a fucking moron. I’m sick of idiots online who can’t manage to get spelling and grammar right. Here’s a simple lesson for the words that seem to cause the biggest problems:
THEY’RE = THEY FUCKING ARE
THEIR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION
THERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION
YOU’RE = YOU FUCKING ARE
YOUR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION
IT’S = IT FUCKING IS
ITS = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION
WE’RE = WE FUCKING ARE
WERE = PAST FUCKING TENSE OF “ARE”
WHERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION
LOOSE = NOT FUCKING FIXED IN PLACE
LOSE = YOU DON’T FUCKING HAVE IT ANY MORE
COULD’VE = COULD FUCKING HAVE
COULD OF = NEVER FUCKING USE THIS YOU FUCKING MORON
“Basic grammar is essential is you don’t want to look like a fucking moron.”
“essential is you”
“is”
How ironic;
That isn’t ironic you stupid cunt, it’s a typo.
Definition of irony, smart guy. Learn to take a joke, haha.
Reblogged this on jessicasdiaries and commented:
Well, thi is gave me a little picture..
Haven’t chatted with you in quite a while, but wanted to say hi. I am the matriarch of an ever expanding family. Up to 8 grandkids and 6 greats. I retired a couple of years ago and have been having huge fun traveling and playing Texas Hold’em Poker. I think that would make me a ‘loose’ woman
I was only screaming out a few weeks ago “What the fuck do they teach you kids at school? Its Their, They’re and there (add explainations)” apparently our archaic english is not correct grammar anymore, our kids are learning bastardised english from guess where?! Next you know Ebonics will be taught in our schools as a second language! Yo G wat up dawg i gotta axe yall sumthin so yo best be gettin up outta my grill cause I is in need of money so I can go get my nails did…pfft its pathetic.
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I actually just opined this very thing…. only without the colorful language
Thanks for the laugh.
Always, Me
Thank you!! And you chose all the right words too! That list is always making me crazy. But I have an unrelated question: Is “angriness” a word? Why would you not just use the correct and simple “anger?”
Gave it to my iggorant dotter. Was sick of cursing her out myself.