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Finding a benefactor

I find myself feeling an odd sense of waywardness lately.  I have my day job but I hardly love what I’m doing.  I’m also in no rush to give it up because it pays well and I don’t find the work particularly hard.  Then there’s the bloggy/video maing thing which I do love but pays me approximately the square root of fuck-all.  This is hardly a problem of earth shaking proportions and I’m not feeling overly angst ridden about it.  Just… wayward.

I have a job that more than pays the bills and a creative pastime that I enjoy.  I should be happy.  And I am, mostly.  I just want more.  To be specific, like most online media creators I dream of making a full time living doing this thing that I like to do.  Hell, I’m 42.  It’s about time I got started on an actual career that I care about.

Thinking about it, I realised I don’t necessarily have to make money from what I do online.  I’d happily keep doing this for fun if I had a day job I was truly passionate about rather than simply good at.  Oh, and it has to keep paying quite well too.  I’m not a fucking charity.  But whenever anyone asked me about a “dream” job I’ve always had a bit of trouble articulating an answer.

I came up with the best answer I’ve had for myself today while reading yet another article about how greedy telcos and complicit governments are making more and more moves towards crushing the open internet and replacing it with a gated, controlled system.  Like pay TV.  Or early AOL.  Really fucking horrible in other words.  More and more online geeks are getting up in arms about this.  If I hadn’t already used “the square root of fuck all” in this post I would use it again to describe how much effect angry blog posts are going to have.

Thousands of angry geeks vs. a handful of greedy (and ultimately self-destructive) companies that have spent millions buying politicians.  I wonder how that one’s gonna turn out.  But after reading a few other things I’ve come to the conclusion that there is a ray of hope.  Our last, best chance is Google.

I’m no Google cheerleader.  I think the whole “Don’t be evil” thing is bullshit.  Their involvement with China showed that “evil” is a rather mutable concept.  But they aren’t a telco.  And if the Telcos fuck the internet, they fuck Google.  And I don’t think Google is going to stand by and let that happen.

The telcos and entertainment companies that want to strangle the internet have more money than god, which they’ve been using to buy politicians.  They’re also greedy, stupid and scared because they have no idea what the future will bring.  Google also have more money that god.  And they happen to be smart.  Very, very smart and their plan is to create the future.

So my dream job is to work for Google, specifically to help with their plans to fuck up the telco cartel.  Because I really hate those pricks.  And Google pay lots of money.

Or maybe I need to be independently wealthy.  Win a lottery or something.  Mental note: must purchase lottery ticket to win lottery.  This raises your chance of winning from zero to just marginally above zero.  I also have a plan to get a wealthy benefactor:


Filed under Video Blogging

Yahoo’s spam filter sucks!

I’m getting so pissed off with how useless Yahoo’s spam filter is.  Oh, and I won’t even consider adding an exclamation mark every time I write Yahoo – fucking wankers.  I have both Gmail and Yahoo email accounts and the difference between their spam filters is staggering.

Gmail hardly lets any spam through but every day I have to wade through spam in my Yahoo inbox.  And it isn’t even cleverly designed spam.  It is absolutely bog-standard Nigerian 419 scams and messages telling me I’ve won the Irish lottery.  And even when I mark something as spam an identical message gets through later in the day.

And the clueless feebs at Yahoo wonder why Google is kicking their arse from one end of the internet to the other.  This is the absolute basics of spam management and Yahoo is failing miserably.

On a slightly related note, I had a funny experience with what I guess I could call phone spam.  I’ve published the number for the angry phone far and wide (0403 069 148) and received a few interesting calls.  Yesterday I received one from a chap saying he was calling from Ghana.  He was apparently feeling hard done by and was assured I was a generous and caring person.  He then proceeded to recite one of the standard spam scripts that Yahoo is so useless at blocking.

I said straight away that I knew the call was a scam and I wasn’t going to give him any money or any of my personal details.  But he was not easily dissuaded and wanted to keep telling me about how I was the only one who could help him with his desperate plight.  At first I thought I’d see how long I could keep him on the line and so cost him money but I soon realised from the low sound quality he was calling via voice over IP.  So no chance of sending him broke.

I really wish I had a camera running and was able to record the whole thing because there was quite a comical element to it.  My African phone spammer had managed to call just after I had put some dye in my hair.  Because of this, I couldn’t put the phone right up to my ear or it would have been covered in dye.  This, of course, mad it hard to hear him.  Plus he had a really thick accent.

So he’s doggedly ploughing through his script and I keep interjecting with “Dude, I can’t hear you.  Or understand you.  And I wouldn’t give you any money if I could.”  All the while holding the phone daintily away from my ear to avoid colouring it purple.

Sad to say, it was the highlight of my day.


Filed under General Angriness