McDonalds Toilet Humour

Well, there's a lot that made me angry on the drive back home but most off all I was angry at the conspiracy I uncovered at a roadside McDonalds. It isn't enough that they're clogging colons with "food" deep fried in lard, they're clogging minds now with their filthy toilet humor in kids' Happy Meals. The suggestively named "Wet and Wild" word find puzzle contains some not very well hidden depth charges to blow the kiddies' minds.

McDonalds helpfully highlights one word "RAIN" (in blue) to get you started. I have highlighted in red the first two words my kids found:

 mcdonalds toilet humour

Now, my kids were in a forgiving mood and said you cant spell "POOL" without "POO" but how they hell can they explain throwing in "WEE" (in the pool perhaps?") Particularly when they given the puzzle the suss name of "Wet and Wild". I am determined that heads will roll for this – I won't be satisfied until the head of McDonalds accepts responsibility and resigns.

And I am not immature. Shut up and leave me alone. 



Filed under General Angriness

10 responses to “McDonalds Toilet Humour

  1. You would be doing the world a favor if you just made them close the doors of that yack attack place. Heads rolling is not enough!

  2. Salaamat,
    their foods and beverages is as nutritious as wee and poo.

    ah least they know and readily admit…

  3. I noticed something when I was doing the puzzle, (don’t judge me) I noticed the word hose.
    If you can’t spell it out yourself: wee-hose.

  4. Yeah, soft drinks are the worst. I drink a lot of water. Then again, I stuffed myself like a pig this weekend.

  5. I also forgot that my 6 year old son asked is “HO” a word? I said not unless you’re a gangsta rapper but I think he was thinking of santa claus.

  6. Gardening utensil. =\
    I’m very dissapointed in you.

  7. Nope, not saying a word. *chuckles*

  8. I work here. I have stared at these boxes for like, 9 hours straight, and I didn’t notice a thing. Mr Angry, is it possible that you have nothing better to do with your life???

  9. happychick: that is the first thing I would suggest about my whole life

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