Mr Angry runs your life for you

I was planning some future posts for this blog and a long-established pattern suddenly became clear to me. The vast majority of material I have been writing revolves around rules. Rules for life. Rules for work. Even rules for romance. I realised this was for a good reason: people are sheep who need to be led.

Let me provide a bit of clarification: I have decided people fall into one of three categories.

(1) Idiots who will never get it together and need to be beaten with sticks/fucked in the neck with various implements/regularly castigated in this blog.

(2) People looking for guidance who will follow my god-like decrees without question, I mean, people who will take my thoughtful, gently articulated advice on board and change their lives accordingly.

(3) People who completely get it and are part of the angry alliance. See my blogroll and regular commenters for examples of these people. Get to know them because they will be forming the government, secret police and my personal bodyguard when I take over the world.

It seems, without realising it, I have been forming my manifesto through these blog posts. It just goes to show, if you don’t know for sure what you want to do with a blog make sure you say what needs to be said first and the big picture will come into focus later. So don’t be troubled if you feel a compulsion to change your previously existing world view to conform with mine.

It’s for your own good.

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8 responses to “Mr Angry runs your life for you

  1. Well isn’t that why we all blog? I mean, sure we all say, I do it for enjoyment, I do it for myself and if there are a few people out there who like it and read it then that’s great, bla bla bla, bullshit. The truth is we just want to take over the world.

  2. If we become the government there are so people who are in big fuckin trouble. The thought pleases me to no end…hehehe

  3. Hell Boy

    hey you forgot group 4, people who dont wanna be your bodygaurds & are ready to kick your ass whenever you need one. put me in this category😛

  4. Michelle: exactly, the world must be reshaped in our image

    Sandra: Aren’t they just? Onlt the ones who really deserve it though

    Hellboy: Thanks for keeping me on my toes

  5. Angry alliance rules!
    We all hate the rules, when I was younger I used to do the opposite of what my parents said.

  6. I think it’s some kind of law of nature that the people who tend to make the rules are the least qualified to do so. At least, that seems to be how most governments work.

    When I feel sad about the world, I entertain my secret fantasy that everything is in fact controlled by an elite clique of hyper-intelligent IT workers, and that the apparent surface chaos of the world is a ruse maintained to prevent the stupid class from figuring out who’s really in charge. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.

  7. custador

    Vive la revolution, Comrade.

    First on the list of people to be beaten with sticks are…. (drumroll)….

    YouTube-Right-Wing-Flamewar-types.

    Wankers. Complete wankers who need to be hurt. Badly.

  8. Range: yep, me too. First reaction of al kids I reckon

    Apoch: that’s a reassuring thought

    Custador: right on! personally I like humiliating them because they’re so goddam stupid!

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