Has there ever been a better expletive than “fuck you in the neck with a…”? If there is, I haven’t heard it. I first saw “fuck you in the neck with a butter knife” on Happychick’s blog and instantly knew I must make it mine and used it often. Then I was introduced to Sandra (Momma Bastard) and the Bastard Clan who were the source of this very wise saying.
I soon learned the diversity that could be applied to the saying, from the graphic (fuck you in the neck with a chainsaw) to the abstract (fuck you in the neck with your own shitty attitude). This is indeed a saying for all seasons, so it simply had to have its own t-shirt. This video is my tribute to “fuck you in the neck” and starts with the “making of” (see, you don’t even have to wait for my DVD to come out to get the behind the scenes stuff). I had to think for a while about the background music for this one. I’m keen to promote independent Australian music and I though the choice of the tune “You shit me to tears” by The Tenants was an appropriate choice.
I’m going to have to start doing the stand-up performances I was always intending to do, if for no other reason than to wear this shirt in public. I wouldn’t be game to wear it walking down the street. And let me know if there are any quotes from my previous posts that you think deserve to be immortalised on a t-shirt. I’m already looking into Range’s suggestion to feature some sort of Mr Angry image.
The URL for the video for anyone who wishes to propagate it in whatever form is: