Every now and then it feels like I might be facing a challenge in maintaining my anger. A few things go in my favour and I find myself feeling… happy. But fortunately there is one thing guaranteed to bring my boiling anger back.
People are dicks. No, that’s an insult to dicks. People are fucking morons. Whether it’s some idiot who can’t drive, some loudmouth in a public setting or some antisocial loser online, there’s always someone around to ensure that Mr Angry stays angry.
My latest run-in with a moron was via email and the subject was the internet domain “angryaussie.com”. I actually own a number of domains based around the name of this blog and I haven’t done anything with any of them yet. A little while ago I received an email from someone wanting to know if I’d sell the domain. My answer was, of course, no. I was intrigued about what the person was planning, though, and asked them what they intended to see if we could work something out. I pointed out that I wanted the domain for this blog (eventually) but if our aims had sufficient common ground there might be an opportunity to do something together.
To which I got this stupid response saying that there’s no way he could possibly reveal his amazing secret plus he was wondering why I wanted and “Australian” domain when I wasn’t an aussie. So he manages to be a fuckwit on three counts.
First, he obsesses that he has some amazing secret that can’t possibly be divulged to anyone because this would compromise its wonderful, unique, brilliant, sacred secretness. I’ve heard this criticism of Australian so-called entrepreneurs from VCs before. They’re so obsessed that they have a secret that will be stolen away from them that they will never tell ANYONE what their concept is and so nobody will work with them or fund them. While there most certainly are many examples of bastard money lenders screwing over innovators, the end result of truly obsessive secretiveness is NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
Second, he makes the stupid statement that I’m not Australian. He has absolutely nothing to base this on. Plus, I’ve pointed him to the evidence that I clearly am Australian, which he clearly hasn’t checked out. So he’s a dick who does no research and leaps to conclusions.
Third, he’s completely ignored the fact that I’ve given him an opportunity. I don’t know a thing about what he’s planning but if there’s something we can do together I’m willing to look into it. He clearly hasn’t taken the time to actually read my response properly or maybe he’s simply too stupid to get it. He seems like a 3 year old – “I want that! If I can’t have what I want, when I want it with no negotiation then I’ll chuck a tantrum!”
I suppose I should point out that the guy wasn’t actually aggressive. He was just a dick. And I fucking hate people who act like dicks.