Stupid people, Darwin and a hot kissing orgy in the Philippines

I’ve been doing videos for “The Fizz Newzz” for most of this year. I assume they’re going to air (on the 101 on DirecTV or some such) because I get payments on a semi-regular basis. On that topic: what the fuck is up with your economy America? The value of the greenback seems to be dropping through the fucking floor!

When I got my first $US 500 payment last year it translated into about $AU 650. Then at the start of this year it had dropped to about $620. The last one I got was only worth about $580. At this rate we’ll be on an even value soon. If I was going on a holiday to the US I’d like that but unfortunately that isn’t the case. I want to be rich so fix your economy goddammit!

Anyway, for each episode of The Fizz Newzz they give me a few suggestions on what to do. I think they expect me to submit two or three videos but I want to be absolutely sure of getting on the show so I tend to do six or more videos in the hope that they’ll like at least one of them. This results in me doing a lot of work that never see the light of day. I decided it was time to liberate some of these trapped lost classics.

This first video is about one of my favourite topics: stupid people who get killed while being stupid. I hate it when stupid people get away with their idiotic behaviour – it encourages other morons.

This next piece is the link bait I referred to in the topic of this post (I thought all the porn searchers who ended up here needed something different to look at). As a regular YouTube viewer pointed out to me, there’s a bit of social stigma around public displays of affection in the Philippines, so how the hell does a guy convince a girl to take part in a public kiss-a-thon? I explore the possibilities in the following video:

I’m going to be putting a few more of these together in the future. It beats having to come up with anything new.

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9 responses to “Stupid people, Darwin and a hot kissing orgy in the Philippines

  1. Dude, if I could fix the economy I would, but the rich are getting richer, the poor are living off the free government cheese and the middle class are taking it up the tail-pipe without the courtesy of a reach around. (one guess which category I am). You tell Uncle Sam to get his hand out of my pocket and I’ll tell him to get out of yours!

    As for stupid people, they at least make me laugh. So they are good for something. I always get a kick out of reading the Darwin awards.
    http://www.darwinawards.com/

    Last but not least, what’s with the porn searchers??? Good grief. I get hits on my site by people looking for “batman porn”. Ewwww….that’s just disturbing. Quite frankly, I don’t want to know what adult attachments he’s got on that utility belt!

  2. Get used to the porn searches. Once you’ve been blogging for a while you get a disturbing number of them. Some of them give you an insight into sick bastard’s mind that you really don’t want.

    I actually took off the wordpress “popular posts” widget because they were all porn-sounding titles. Not that I have anything against porn per se… I’d probably make money if I was actually placing porn ads here. And now you mention it – I reckon Batman would have an amazing array of devices to spice up his sex life. You’d never be bored with that utility belt at your disposal.

  3. Haha. Spot on, Mr. Angry. Spot on. It’s ridiculous, this lovapalooza. But what do I know? I also thought it was ridiculous for organizers to try to earn “longest line of people grilling meat or fish at one time and in one place.” I wonder what weird world record we would aim for next. =)

  4. p.s i disagree! i see nothing wrong with making a fortune from being a purveyor of porn. haha. =)

  5. I’d be making money from porn now if WordPress supported Google AdSense!

  6. Bizarro

    Damn, Aussie! You made me laugh on someone being mauled by a cheetah. I think we’re both going to hell – if there is one, I guess.

  7. Going to hell with the brakes off my man!

  8. Bobby

    “Going to hell with the brakes off my man!” Rolling forward at a red?

  9. That’s fairly apt, Bobby.

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