I can’t believe nobody hassled me to finalise my t-shirt competition. I finally remembered to do it. Without your help! Lucky I’m here to pick up the slack. Before I give the finalists, I’m going to reiterate the two most important rules of the competition:
- You’re not allowed to get pissed off at me if I don’t choose you
- The popular vote does not dictate the winner
I really mean rule one. Getting pissed off at me over this is illegal. The police will be around to pick you up if I hear any complaining. And rule two means vote stacking won’t work. I’m shallow and will probably be swayed by popular opinion but I guarantee nothing. So here are the finalists:
I know exactly how you feel,I’m just not interested – Paul Brown(blog)
How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up – Cailin (blog)
I’m not angry at you, you pathetic little worm – Massif (blog)
I’m blogging about what an idiot you are – Engtech (blog)
People call you stupid for a reason – Elizabeth (blog)
I exist because of your idiocy – LongbowHawk (YT)
If I could have one wish it would be for you to shut the fuck up – Katara (YT)
I’m only angry because you’re an idiot – RandomEdd (YT)
Anger is your body’s natural defence against stupid – LadySadist (YT)
Anger is not an emotion – it’s a way of life – MokongX3M (YT)
By coincidence I ended up with 5 finalists each from the blog and from YouTube. For those who like such things, I’m including the video version of this announcement that I did for YouTube. I’m wearing the “pirate” gear again because I couldn’t find my Mr Angry mask.
So there you go. Get voting!