T-shirt competition finalists

I can’t believe nobody hassled me to finalise my t-shirt competition.  I finally remembered to do it.  Without your help!  Lucky I’m here to pick up the slack.  Before I give the finalists, I’m going to reiterate the two most important rules of the competition:

  1. You’re not allowed to get pissed off at me if I don’t choose you
  2. The popular vote does not dictate the winner

I really mean rule one.  Getting pissed off at me over this is illegal.  The police will be around to pick you up if I hear any complaining.  And rule two means vote stacking won’t work.  I’m shallow and will probably be swayed by popular opinion but I guarantee nothing.  So here are the finalists:

I know exactly how you feel,I’m just not interested – Paul Brown(blog)

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up – Cailin (blog)

I’m not angry at you, you pathetic little worm – Massif (blog)

I’m blogging about what an idiot you are – Engtech (blog)

People call you stupid for a reason – Elizabeth (blog)

I exist because of your idiocy – LongbowHawk (YT)

If I could have one wish it would be for you to shut the fuck up – Katara (YT)

I’m only angry because you’re an idiot – RandomEdd (YT)

Anger is your body’s natural defence against stupid – LadySadist (YT)

Anger is not an emotion – it’s a way of life – MokongX3M (YT)

By coincidence I ended up with 5 finalists each from the blog and from YouTube.  For those who like such things, I’m including the video version of this announcement that I did for YouTube.  I’m wearing the “pirate” gear again because I couldn’t find my Mr Angry mask.

So there you go.  Get voting!

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17 responses to “T-shirt competition finalists

  1. I vote Paul Brown, or LadySadist. Ack! I can’t decide.

    Wait a minute, I’m up there too… Hmmm, it could be alternate identity time…

    Nope, I’ve decided Paul Brown FTW!

  2. SomeoneCompletelyDifferent

    masif’s slogan wz reely funy

  3. *The popular vote does not dictate the winner*

    -we have the same policy here in the states for our national elections

    —————————————————

    gotta go with lady sadist :: anger is your body’s natural defense against stupid

  4. shadowshian

    now back slept and sane… well almost. i got to go MokongX3M slogan. apparently sleep deprivation eliminates my self censoring.

  5. First choice:
    Anger is not an emotion – it’s a way of life

    Second choice (if I get one):
    Anger is your body’s natural defence against stupid

    Good luck choosing!

  6. I vote for MokongX3M!

    And, if I get a second choice, I’ll say Massif’s.

  7. Decisions, decisions, ughhhhhhhh

    They are all wonderful😀

    1st choice for making me laugh cause it sounds so much like the bastard clan:

    How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up – Cailin (blog)

    1st choice for I would wear it….to work😀

    Anger is your body’s natural defence against stupid – LadySadist (YT)

    Sent messages to the bastard boys that they definately need to vote on this.

  8. nomoregoatsoup

    I’m so sad I missed the competition.😦
    Anyway, I always liked

    “If you’re not pissed off, you’re not paying attention”

    I think it applies well here.

  9. nomoregoatsoup

    oh sorry for spamming, but forget to add a vote!

    Anger is your body’s natural defence against stupid – LadySadist

  10. My first choice goes to: “I’m not angry at you, you pathetic little worm – Massif”

    Second choice: “I know exactly how you feel,I’m just not interested – Paul Brown”

  11. GUI Junkie

    My vote goes to: “I’m not angry at you, you pathetic little worm” – Massif (blog)

  12. I definately go for Cailin. It’s simple, so the stupid ones will understand too. Even though LadySadist got a good one there, only insiders will understand… hang on… that’s the point, right?! *fg*

  13. hehe only in the uk – A man spotted wearing a T-shirt bearing an “offensive” slogan in a city centre has been warned he risks an £80 fine if he is caught again.
    click my name to see full story

  14. Paul Brown

    Since it would be very bad form to vote for myself (and also because I’ve read it about 20 times so far and it still makes me smile every time) I have to go for Cailin’s “How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up”. That’s some good angry.

    As for the stand up, it may be a little personal, but the “Too much information” post could make a good routine, particularly building up with the various degrees of things that you could’ve said to the irritating little git, then maybe finish off with, “and when I came back, Captain Fuckhead still wasn’t prepared to let it go. As I came through the door he did the condescending schoolteacher thing of saying:

    ‘I trust you can stay with us now?'”

    pause for effect

    “‘Yeah, now only one of us is full of shit.'”

  15. Fei

    For the T-Shirt contest, i vote for LadySadist, however i would have prefered it more if it said ‘Stupidity’ instead of just ‘Stupid’.

    for the stand up, you got to do the shit-you-pants diet pill, thats gotta be one of the funniest i’ve seen.

  16. Vladimir

    Aren’t these nice?🙂
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/374d/
    (Go away or I will replace you by a very small shell script.)
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/6a20/
    (graphic)

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