Seriously. My next desktop is definitely going to be a Mac. probably one of those big screen iMacs. I was exposed to Windows Vista at a friend’s place recently and there’s no way I’m having that horror inflicted on me.
The following video may or may not be a factual account of what happened.
200 responses to “Fuck Microsoft!”
What is it with all the “Vista eats babies” nonsense you get around the place. I’ve had it since it RTM’d (yay MSDN subscriptions! Yay stupid workplaces who don’t cancel MSDN subscriptions even though you stopped working there 18 months ago!) and it’s fine.
In fact, it’s better than fine, and having to use XP at work is a real pain in the .
I’ve managed to avoid contaminating it with Adobe software in the main (except flash), and fervently avoided Java (what’s with these people and their “stick an icon in the systray so that people can get notified when we update things every year or so” retartedness? Anything that installs some sort of personal upgrade service has been axed, which is why it’s nice that MS have started using just one to update windows, office, visual studio etc….) And it’s lovely.
The only problem it’s ever given me was because nvidia couldn’t write quality software if you stood over them with a mallet.
So what is everyone complaining about?
You’re all freaks if you ask me, and if you want to use leopard instead then you’re welcome to it, I’ll suffer only the slightest twinge of envy over Coverflow and nothing else.
If it wasn’t for Windows and allowing an open market place you would still be living in some cave communicationg with a string and two dixie cups! MS opened the market up and allowed morons like you voice your opion on an open interface. Do you think Mac would let you do half the things you do with a PC??? I used DOS and loved it for many years, but it wan’t until Win 3.21 that the computer revolution really expanded and that we should all be gratefull for.! Fuck MAC those over priced peices of shti!
T want to know where MS gets off forcing updates and a re-boot while I am in the middle of a long document or transaction on the net. This is annoying and costs me time. Why does MS think they can just cancel my activities and grab my machine? Should I come up there and cancel some activities and grab some assets? Why is that not justified if this atrocious MS behaviour is?
The main problem with Micro$loth is that it as evolved by a brain damaged obsessive thieving fuckwit by the name of Bill Gates that should have been strangled at birth but sadly wasn’t.
You know how microsoft got it’s name? One day when Bill was getting out of the shower, he saw himself in the mirror.
I was a computer engineer for 12 years trying to keep a business going in an environment where the product I was relying on as a reseller was not only inherently flawed but abandoned by the manufacturer. No support, other than forums and juvenile help desks. In the end I closed the business down and went back to a previous passion Design and Print. Now, I have inherited the same problems that plagued by clients.. Windows reporting errors with esoteric messages that provide absolutely no clue as to the solution. I have come to the conclusion that Bill Gates is a crook, a very big crook who has kept a secret about the core of his operating system, the coding that no-one is allowed to see. The secret is, I suspect, it uses archaic and totally anachronistic instructions that were relevant in the 80’s under DOS but in the ‘multi-tasking’ gui environment (cough, spit, vomit) the core code is inept and struggling especially when it comes to processor handling and memory management.
The G 8 Leaders should come together and discuss a strategy to phase out Microsoft and replace them with a cross platform alternative that is made available as an open source but regulated product. It should take only about 12 years to get Microsoft out of the system if lead by people with vision and political will.
If we don’t act now we will burden our sons and daughters with the same shit we have struggled with since the 90’s.
Vista is the greatest motherfucking asshole bitch motherfucked bullshit ive ever used!!!!!!!!! Singe 3 days im trying to install Java 8 but you Have to Have sp 2 so i installed… Fucking pc wont Boot.. fixed the bootfiles manually… Pc Wont Boot after 3 hours of searching the Net and working it boots… Cant install Java cant install nothing, i Made Windows Update after several hours, 12 of 77 Updates worked…. THE REST FAILED AND IM INFORMED AFTER HALF A DAY! But….. Pc wont Boot…… -.- FUCK MICROSOFT AND WINDOWS!!! Fixing the Boot doesnt work. Sysreparation doesnt work. Sysrecovery: DOESNT WORK!!! FUCK THIS!!! Man…. Only cause i wanted an Os which can install programs -.- now the whole fckn week is over and i spend my whole freetime with trying to fix and Update Windows vista…. Did i already say FUCK MICROSOFT?! No? Well Then…FUCK MICROSOFT! Looked in EVERY FCKN Forum by errorcodes to solve This shit and the Only thing i find is: Problem is unsolved. 🙂 They try to fix but noone knows whats the Problem… Fuck you! I HATE MICROSOFT for everytime stealing my sparetime and bringing shit out That doesnt work or spys you. I swear, Ill get Linux. Fuck this shit . Even Linux’s Windows emulator is better than Windows itself!!! 😦 😦 😦 sorry i had to bring out my anger here because MICROSOFT DONT EVEN HAS AN ANGERBOARD OR ADRESS WHERE I CAN GIVE IT CRITICS! okay once again. Fuck you!
yes, fuck Microsoft. Why do they always have to upgrade their product and change the way basic functions are used, and put all sort of useless crap. They have the monopoly and can get away with this shit service design. What a bunch of of XXXholes, so much time wasted with Microsoft to do basic things
Yea, Microsoft is a shower of fucking shit. The should be destroyed for abuse of power and shitting without authority on all their systems
Win 10 is pretty sharp on pass words.you can use windows 10,win 10 or other varieties as long as you add things like great or fantastic.Add fuck windows 10 or variety of words on how you feel and it will reject the pass word. Try to use fuck you windows 10 on outlook express which i did not want. Said that pass word had been tried to many times by others.
Answers a lot of question Ha Ha
Yeah nice video, nice to see Mr.Angry again.
…but I think you’re wrong about Vista. You made me cry so much I had to watch DreamScene and calm down.
Ask NOT what Vista can do for you!!!!
But what YOU can *buy* for Vista… ha..ha.ha…
I LOVE the Mac/PC commercials and this is one of my favorites.
Oh.. and I’m typing away on my Vista installed Alienware and while… I’m not really “thrilled” with some of the things Vista does “to” me instead of “for” me… I don’t actually hate it as much as I used to when I first installed it. 🙂
I know.. I know.. heresy!
My brother just got a new laptop and it has Vista. He hates it. He’s 66 years old and new things don’t come easy to him anyway. He’s used to XP so this Vista thing has him totally befuddled. As my Dad always used to say “If it works, don’t fix it”.
Every single user that I know hates Vista. The really frustrating thing (for me) is that in a year or perhaps some months, it will be the only Windows OS available for average Joe that buys a pre-built PC. It’s a good thing that I invested in a CD-R edition of XP pro.
Funny video!! Love those idiotic dialog boxes. It reminds me that I need to post some of my favorite real stupid dialog boxes. Like this one: “No Error Occurred”. Click OK on that one.
I love Vista (Business Edition, UAC turned OFF)- wanna know why? CAUSE IT’S SO MUCH LIKE MAC OS!! Sorry, don’t mean to yell. But really, the upgrade hamster wheel really sucks big time I totally agree. But I think Microsoft actually did a good job ripping off Mac OS’s look and feel.
I think you should get the Mac Mr. Angry. They are really nice! I’d love a nice MacBook Pro!
joanharvest, I’d suggest that the brother “personalizes” his Vista desktop to the XP or Windows “Classic” theme. That will save lots of befuddlement. Also, Vista needs at least 1G of RAM, preferably 2G.
Massif: This is called taking a cheap shot at an easy target.
goatsoup: ditto my previous comment
cinnkitty: damning with faint praise: “I don’t actually hate it as much as I used to when I first installed it.” 😀
joan: it doesn’t seem too popular
E0157H7: Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many negative responses to an OS
David: some real error messages are so stupid they’re difficult to parody
Everything mickeysoft makes is so lousy… why are people even surprised that Vista sucks?
And the box said: “for Window XP, or better”… so I installed Linux.
Yeah, man, I went Ubuntu a couple of years ago and never looked back. It’s a little extra trouble, but the NET trouble may be negative, and it’s a LOT of extra freedom.
Own your computer. Go Linux.
Hans: great line, I love it!
zafner: I’m not quite motivated enough to go Linux
F*** I hate vista. My old ‘puter crashed and I was in a hurry to get goin’ again…picked up an HP that apparently is exclusive to Vista. It’s been three months of aggravation and reloaded Vista twice, downloaded drivers dozens of times.
It kicks out my hardware, software won’t run, freezes on shutdown and boot up, takes over every fu**ing thing, and I cant even get anyone to come out from MS so I can shove it up their ass !!
I’m not ‘puter literate, I’m retired and I just want a machine that does the fuc*in job, not this babysit this a**hole machine all the time… next one’s gonna be a Mac – it really is too bad that a**hole Gates has shares in Apple too.
Vista is the biggest piece of SHIT ever. I HATE windows, I hate F-n microcrap, all their products are junk, and it pisses me off this crap was on my computer when I bought it. NEVER AGAIN.
I simply hate DIckheadsoft. Their stupid products and Windows. Wincocks. I could program a better OS in Scratch. But I use f**king Windows!!! Get ebola and die, Microcondom-in-your-ear-soft!
truth be told, microsoft makes good software, but that’s. anything else they can’t make. my 360 has just broke for the 3RD TIME!!!! and guess what?!?! their warrenty only covers one type of hardware failure, and mine isn’t that one. so conveniently (for them) I have to pay through the nose for the repair and all I get to show for it is a free month of xbox live. So I’m legitimately pissed off.. and I, unlike many of those whom have commented on this blog, have a legitimate reason to hate microsoft..
“truth be told”, – That’s funny!
“microsoft makes good software.” – Fukkin Hilarious!
WELL I’M GLAD I FINALLY FOUND A SITE THAT THINKS JUST LIKE ME! MY NAME IS JAY SABADO. I LIVE IN SEATTLE, CLOSE BY TO THE GOOD OLD MICROFAG CORPORATION. I PURCHASED AN XBOX 360 CONSOLE ROUGHLY ABOUT 1 1/2 YEARS AGO. I HAVE SPENT PROBABLY CLOSE TO 800 DOLLARS ON THE CONSOLE WITH GAMES AND ACCESSORIES. LAST NIGHT……………AFTER THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT WORKING FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED TIME FRAME……….IT ALL OF A SUDDEN WILL NOT TURN ON. PERIOD. SO……….I PROCEEDED TO CALL MICROFAGS XBOX SUPPORT LINE. AFTER ANSWERING THE WORTHLESS CUSTOMER REPS RETARDED QUESTIONS AND STUPID FUCKING WALKTHROUGH THAT I ALREADY DID MYSELF 1 MILLION TIMES OVER SHE INFORMS ME THAT MY WARRANTY IS UP AND I HAVE TO PAY THEM 100 FUCKING DOLLARS TO FIX THEIR FAULTY PIECE OF SHIT. OH AND NOT TO MENTION THEY WOULD HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO DO IT. NATURALLY, AFTER SPENDING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY ON A FUCKING PRODUCT FROM ONE OF THE MOST RICHEST CORPORATIONS THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN AND THEN THEM TELLING ME I HAD TO PAY THEM EVEN MORE MADE ME TOTALLY INSANELY FURIOUS. I ASKED TO SPEAK TO THE SUPERVISOR. AFTER WAITING FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES WHICH I’M SURE THEY DID ON PURPOSE THE AFOREMENTIONED WORTHLESS SCUM PILE CALLED A SUPERVISOR GETS ON THE PHONE. HE INFORMS ME THAT IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH, HOW LITTLE OR WHATEVER I SPENT ON MY 360 THAT HE IS GOING TO STICK IT IN MY RECTUM WITH NO LUBE AND COME OUT WITH 100 DOLLARS TO FIX MY XBOX 360. I PROCEED TO TELL HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF AND HANG UP. SO AT THIS POINT I AM READY TO CUT MY LOSSES. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!! FUCK YOU BILL GATES!!! I’M NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BUYING A MICROSOFT PRODUCT AGAIN. I’M SWITCHING OVER TO A PLAYSTATION 3. A STARVING CHILD IN SUDAN HAS A LONGER LIFE EXPECTANCY THAN THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT THEY DARE TO CALL A GAMING CONSOLE. FUCK THEM.
Fuck Apple. They were almost dead some days, and I wish they go back there and all the way further.
Vlad: I often want to say fuck Apple fanboys who seem to be utterly blind to the evil ways of Mr Jobs and co.
guys serinusly all of microsoft’s products/publications are the most retarded products i’ve ever seen, i mean seriously, windows vista? windows xp? sp2? 2kNT? 95?98?millineuim? what the fuck? on every users opinion, those are the most retarded OS’s ive ever seen in my whole life, by gods fucking grace when i come back from school tomorrow im gonna write a full fucking letter to this motherfucker and for the whole fucking world to notice!!
1. Im not allowed to STOP the fucking updates on winxp! well.. guess what you fucking retards.. I LAG coz of your wooden update!
2.BSOD? Bill Shit or Dumb? oh sorry, i meant the blue fucking screen of death -.-… WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING RETARDED OS THAT DISPLAYS SUCH A RETARDED THING, “Dumping your memory”, guess what im DUMPING YOUR ASS!! MY COMPUTER DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS LAME ASS RETARDED OS!
3.Microsoft has lots of games thats why everyone is on using this.
4.Bill Gates is not smart.. bill gates is ubër stupid for BEING SOO SMART TO HAVE SUCH an idiotic company.
IM ON LEOPARD!..
IN YOUR FUCKING ASS BILLY!! More unpleasant costumers.. and btw.. you are soo screwed if you arrive @ my front step!
1. Im not allowed to STOP the fucking updates on winxp! well.. guess what you fucking retards.. I LAG coz of your wooden update!
2.BSOD? Bill Shit or Dumb? oh sorry, i meant the blue fucking screen of death -.-… WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING RETARDED OS THAT DISPLAYS SUCH A RETARDED THING, “Dumping your memory”, guess what im DUMPING YOUR ASS!! MY COMPUTER DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS LAME ASS RETARDED OS!
3.Microsoft has lots of games thats why everyone is on using this.
4.Bill Gates is not smart.. bill gates is ubër stupid for BEING SOO SMART TO HAVE SUCH an idiotic company.
IM ON LEOPARD!..
IN YOUR FUCKING ASS BILLY!! More unpleasant costumers.. and btw.. you are soo screwed if you arrive @ my front step!
Vista is the biggest pile of pig shit garbage OS ever to exist in the history of mankind. Bill Gates should have a Vista-based CNC laser burn a windows logo into his balls (only to crash and castrate him with a searing beam of light) then staple his crispy fried scrot to a detonator that nukes microsoft HQ into microscopic particles of dust with opening a portal to hell that sucks all Vista labels off the shelf and into the abyssal doom they were forged in. Basically put: Fuck Bill Gates for letting this shit come to market, fuck Microsoft for forcing this shit upon consumers then pulling the only salvation, XP, off the shelves, and fuck each and every last one of those useless, degree-milled sacks of fuck that have the audacity to call themselves programmers that made this filthy piece of shit Microsoft Vista. Fuck them with a red hot branding iron covered in ebola virus and jellyfish stingers.
I think that Vista is a load of shit, typical of wonderfull Microsoft to force the world to use Vista? What happened to customer choice? There must be some goverment lobby in the world who can take on this bunch of greedy wankers?? Please say that there is somebody out there who can set computers free & not be chained to the Microsoft circus for ever! Bill Gates & Hitler would get on well as both want to take over the world, pity we coudn’t take Bill Gates to court for crimes against computing! Fuck Him!!!!
fuck microsoft. Went to linux completely after trying vista rtm. I wanted to throw the computers out the damn window. 2 hours to install?! 10 minutes to boot?! no hardware compatibility. No drivers available from their manufacturers. Got god knows how many bsod’s during the damn installs. and then it tells me that it can’t load any of my xp games or apps because they aren’t vista compatible. Bill gates and his lapdog balmer can kiss my ass. Just cut my loss’s and went back to a unix based os. Havn’t had so much as one kernel panic or frozen app.
Fuck Microsoft. Fuck Vista and all of their shitty products. Unbelievably terrible.
I went Mac a year ago and never looked back. I have windows so I can watch my streaming Netflix and thats about it. Even then I hate to hear that fucking MS boot up sound when I am forced to load windows.
Fuck you Microsoft, fuck you. And the horse you rode in on.
Seriously people, try Mac for a month and you will laugh with rage when you are forced to use MS again.
I’m with you there – pretty much word for word! Especially the f words.
The only thing I can thank Microsoft for is forcing me to learn how to fix a fucking computer in every way imaginable. It’s almost like the goddamn government, they create two problems every time they try to fix one. I thought XP was going to be a blessing after suffering with Windows Me for years. Me was probably the worst op sys ever, but when I got XP I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. My brother got a Mac book and I got on it and I couldn’t believe how much better it was. I don’t know anything about Vista and I don’t intend to. Will be getting a Mac in a month.
man, i just recently got ubuntu (linux) fuck both apple and microsoft
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i am insane now microsoft has made me insane hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah media player hahahahahahah can only play bootlegs hahahahahhahahahah printer hahahahahahah can’t use hahahahahahwebcam? hahahaha cn’t use bill gates would love to smash him in the fucking mouth 345897349807234 times
Vista, let’s not go there. It’s time for a Mac.
They have monopoly products, basically, and the design is, so far as I can tell, excellent if your design goals include really stupid extra keystrokes, extra work, crappy usability, and the general delight in inflicting pain. They have a huge market which is going to go away, even given the general lethargy of mankind and the problems with Mac or Linux, they’ll lose it because they are so incompetent. Just flaming idiots.
You need to remember that Micro$haft’s software never started out as their software. They just took good shit and ruined it. Observe:
DOS: Bought from another developer, played withe a little bit, then put on to EVERY IBM PC under a licence agreement.
Windows 3.0 through to Windows XP: 3.0 was a direct clone of Amiga Workbench; they tweaked it and shovelled more useless “functionality” into it and migrated it towards MAC-OS, but Workbench is where it started.
Windows Vista: It’s the bloatware version of OS-X! How Bill Gates had the stones to deny that is way beyond me; the whole GUID is just stolen, wholesale, from MAC! The only thing about that which makes me laugh is that it means that the designers at Microsoft must use MACs!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!
And Windows 7, the upcoming, lightweight, kernel only version? Linux, anybody?
Seriously, for the biggest software company in the world, can anybody actually name one GOOD thing that they’ve made? I really can’t!
I find that if you turn everything off for vista (all the fancy effects etc) its actually quite usable. But funnily enough it pretty much makes it exactly like XP.
What i dont get is it took 7 years for this shit. WHAT DID THEY DO! changed some icons and made a pain in the arse ‘click to allow’ feature.
Totally agree, Cody. I get so tires of setting every program to “Run in XP Compatibility Mode” that I’m forced to wonder why I’m not still running XP instead of Vista!
I’m totally with you after more than 10 yearys with this shit. They churn out crap and expect us to fix it. Fuck them with a 90mm artillery shell. Bill Gates sucks my cock!
I got a Vista this SUNDAY (2 days ago) it now will not cinnect to the internet, so now I’m back to my 6 year old Mac OS X, that is more high tech then the vista. Oh, and guess what, Microsolft has no idea why my computer is operating so badly, and I can’t get a refund because I didn’t pay 100-something bucks for the privilege to take it back!
Fuck both Microshit and Best Buy!
Vista is better than XP but still succ. MacOS best!
Ok, so we’re all pissed off at Bill Gates and Microshaft. I do have to admit the guy IS a genius, just not a genius for making computer software. He is a genius at ripping people off in mass quantities, and locking his strategy down so that we can’t do a damned thing about it. I agree that just about every version of Windows is a stolen idea itself. It’s so full of security problems that companies are making the big bucks on virus and spyware removal. The average American is usually not very technologically advanced. We are so busy working, trying to pay our bills, and trying to survive, that we DO tend to go with the easy-to-use everything. Bill Gates, and many of the “poor-man-ass-rapers” in this country… don’t have ANY idea what THAT is like. They wake up each morning, check on their stacks of $$, and harden their plans to screw more americans. Ok that being said, MY IDEA…is this: I know we’re mad, but why don’t we use our anger and our energy.. and try to get our shit together and develope something better? Why don’t we try to learn more than just point and click? I know if I had the knowledge.. I’d make an OS that would blow Windows away. Bill would never see me comin’… I’d offer that shit up for FREE and although he’d still have plenty of $$… I would have my dignity. Which is something someone like Bill Gates will probably never have.
I am so damn tired of vista telling ME what IT wants to do and taking up 50% of my memory when just at a blank desktop. Also, why would anybody make an OS that needs a video card just to run? I can’t believe they found a way to make something more annoying than winME! Not only is it shit, but they spent big bucks running those “mojave” commercials trying to deny their incompetence. Way to treat your customers, tell them they don’t know a piece of shit when they see it. Fuck their shitty software. I don’t care what they do after this. They have been fucking up consistantly since at least 98, and I’m done with it! They need to get it through their heads that they are not the only game in town anymore. You can’t suppress every rival forever, eventually you have to actually INNOVATE to remain competitive! IMHO they’ve had enough time to shape up. I will be taking my business elsewhere.
BTW I like Gates. Look at the amount he’s given to charity recently and it’s hard to hate the guy.
Charity? YOU FUCK! Are you so fucking retarded that you can’t see the stolen BILLIONS came out of our pockets? This piece of shit masquerading as a human being is sticking his cock down everyone’s throat! SWALLOW!
That fucking cunt can take his charity shit and stuff it up his twat. Unbelievably ignorant.
Dude, I made the switch to Ubuntu because of so many things. I m not a big fan of apple either cuz their stuf is more hyped up e.g iPhone (although I have one) but atleasts looks good with an excellent out of the box experience.
But seriously people should use Linux more… it is better than anything these so called software giants put out.
Wow, a blog full of people who hate Micro$oft as much as I do. I’ve never used Vista, and judjing by the things I’ve heard I never will. I switched to Linux a few months ago and never looked back. Sadly, 98% of the people in my country are using winblows, and 85% of them don’t know what an operating system is… I mean, I got the same performance from Winblows XP and from openSUSE with compiz fusion effects…
and to Vladimir :
1)this post is about Microsoft,
2) Apple is MUCH better,
3)are you russian?
You have so many things ‘right’…in such a disturbing yet correct way…Too many people try to offer up ‘tact’ or have no idea wtf they are talking about and support ‘OBAMAnations’ just because of pop culture…however…’sub pop’ is still ‘pop’ but at least your leading the lemmings right with an angry voice….
avoid the red ring of death….microsoft sux… and as soon as my tiny will can muster Im hitting up an Apple….because aparantly one a day keeps you from breaking Windows or pulling your fucking teeth out….
Christ do people have a lot to say concerning this one. I’d just like to point out that I have Vista and (perhaps I’m the only one) I have never had a single problem with it. I’m convinced that whether or not Vista works for you has to do with the quality of hardware in your computer. If you live in America and you go out and buy some piece of shit Dell from Wal-Mart then I would hardly be surprised that you hate Vista. At the same time I think if you invest in a good computer with decent specs you can have a good experience with Vista. I did. But hey, thats just me.
I hate to piss on your chips, splitknife, but my main rig a an Intel Core2Duo 2X2.4GHz rig with 2 Gb of DDR2 and an nVidea 8400GX card in it, and it runs Windows Vista Home Premium BADLY. So badly, in fact, that I now have it running the Windows 7 Ultimate Edition Beta (which, I’m pleased to report, runs like a dream). It’s not about the hardware, it’s about a shitty OS which MS should never have released in the first place.
I used Windows all my life and but then i switched to Linux.
This the OS that gives you control and my machine deserves it.
Vista is the most annoying thing i have ever seen.
I mean MicroShit has broken all there own records of stupdity.
This blog is great. I like it.
Fuck oFF MicroFuckers.
Don’t buy a PC for music production no matter what anyone tells you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have 7 PC’s and have had probably 14 in my time not one of them has ever and I mean EVER produced the goods. Buy this and buy that to fix your problems is all a waste of time. If anyone ever claims to have had a Microfucker PC for music production, you can GO AND FUCK YOURSELF because you probably didn’t test it
Microsoft FUCK OFF. BUY MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alrighty then custador. I run Vista Home Premium as well, but on a HP m9402f with an AMD Phenom Quad-Core 2.3 GHz, 7 GB of RAM, and an NVIDIA GeForce6150E.
Believe me, I’m not saying that Vista doesn’t run badly for a lot of people, or that Microsoft employees weren’t smoking dope during significant portions of code writing, but I think its a mistake to just write Vista off as a piece of worthless shit altogether. Some people it runs great for, others (including you apparently) not so much. I don’t know enough about computers to support this with any conclusive evidence, but I think that its just a matter of getting a good combination of hardware and software.
Systolic pressure must be up around 200 after spending 2 hours trying to get Word 2007 to print one little envelope address single space. God, I hate Microsoft. They f-up everything they touch. Word 2003 was easier to use and Word 2000 was easier yet, and Word 97 was easier etc. I’m in the process of learning to use Linux, but there are going to be some challenges there, too. It is comforting to know that I’m not the only person who ended up finding and posting to this little community of malcontents by Googling “fuck microsoft”.
I’ve spent 1 month working on a pc running XP pro for high end audio application trying to get it to run correctly and do the job. I installed osx on the same pc and it fixed my problem in one day. Microsoft wankers wasted 10 years of my life. I wish I bought mAC
Fuck off MS. I love you but I hate you more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
operator send someone quick! someone just shot my ms software and i don’t think i’ll have time to finish this
FUCK MICROSOFT… Fucking ridiculous.. I fucking hate microsoft and I wish death upon bill gates children and his wife and serious death by diaorreah on the fucker himself… Fucking money hungry greedy motherfucker cant help but come out with a new fucking operating system every few years and fucks up everyone life… I hope the fucker gets another pie smashed into his face with a fucking iron in the pie so that his cheekbones smash into the back of his head… fucking motherfucker.. I WILL FUCK HIS SISTER MAN!!!
FUCK BILL GATES! FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!
YOU FUCKING MORONS!!! STOP MAKING CRAP!!! AND GO KILL YA SELFS!!!!
Ive been using a PC for years, ive had every possible virus,bug,glitch,spyware and adware and all those other nasties… (over time, managing to clean up and continue with my work/browsing and game playing) – I always used to defend microsoft too when people would look down their nose at XP.
But now, ive had one toooooo many f***ing issues with nasty bugs, updates, registry scans, defrags, re-installs, uninstalls, time consuming scans and reboots etc etc. – Now, it really IS my time to get my biggest sledge hammer and end my PC’s life. –
I have no money for a MAC, but i will save and save and save until i CAN afford one.
Time is also money, so i still think i’ll be better off in the long run.
Something tells me i wont get so stressed when i do.
The redmond retards are consistant they can only produce one thing (Shit) and their only business plan is buy and fuck everything they can.
The Redmond Retards buy a good product, then within two releases it no longer resembles nor functions the original working product.
The RR’s are aliens brought from space to ensure that mankind stays in the dark ages and never progresses past the caveman tech era of microshaft’s specially designed shitware.
Use anything but MS, and tell everyone around that they are becoming a RR (redmond retard) for even using their shitty, useless crapware.
Gates is to software what hitler was to the Jews.
You are absolutely right. Why all tis negative shit on the internet? I have learned words even from a annomis source can be painfull. Most of these guys are just slamming. Let them go out and post something. somethig meaningfull They wont or can’t
Scott, the genious of spelling
Aghghg. I just had f****ing M$ Word crash AGAIN and again and again over trying to insert a fucking symbol. I hate HATE MS 2007, and am getting a Mac. I’m so sick of this shit. I did research and found out that on a Mac that a program doesn’t intrude with OS functions (like inserting a symbol). This is at the OS level, not at the f* program level, asshat M$. I’m so done. I’ll cave, I’ll admit it, I’ll finally f* admit it: the Mac is sexier, cooler, more stable, and being effectively a Linux distro is more stable—ah, I said that already (note, I had to use a f* — for an M dash because I can’t find the f* M dash). If you love Windows, stay with it. Find my reasons for switching petty? So what. My time, my sanity, my money. F* MS! Good bye MS.
Microsoft losing its dominance is as inevitable as the bush impeachment.
Fuck Microsoft, Fuck Windows, and Fuck that limp dick Balmer
FUCK MICROSOFT!!! I’VE ALWAYS HATED THEM.
By the way, for those morons out there who don’t know a damn about Linux, go jump off a cliff.
Linux= Free AND AMAZING
Mac= Expensive AND AMAZING
M$= FUCK YOU, END USERS!
To everyone about to trash a perfectly good computer because of a shitty M$ OS, PLEASE – give Linux a try. It’s not that difficult. I just got started with Ubuntu 8.10 and it’s way better than any Windows (I’ve used everything from 3.1 to Vista and everything in between) and even better than MacOSX. Don’t blame the hardware! You’ll save money and frustration.
MF@#$% Damn microCRAP. It’s almost as if…they…don’t…TEST THEIR SOFTWARE!
Just spent the whole evening with “microsoft” “update” and now there’s no way to just save-off the update history as a text list. And they hard-code the results to just 10 per page. What are they thinking at that place? Do they ever use their own junk-interface? I tried save-as *.mht and it results in some redirected embedded html in the file. Idiots.
Vista is great if you like infinite restart loops and buggy ass updates. Thanks microsoft for another quality product!
WTF is wrong with you peeps. There would not be
any kind of MAC w/ out MickeySoft. Apple died long ago. Gate’s Re-Monetized it, and lo & behold we have Apple running on INTEL Proc’s. So while you are thinking, hey M$ can’t profit if I use Apple (HACK. COUGH). Think again. They all ready are!
The worst part of this is, they used “Open Source” to gouge people with! A good lot of the code came from BSD, and / or Linux (oh and lets not forget Xfree, or Wine, etc…). “Ooohh. Cool, I just installed **umptescratch distro**, and my computer works ‘So much better.’. Of course it will! Why shouldn’t it?
I am sure that even ghandhi would have been ready to smack the living shit out of Bill Gates in the blink of an eye, after using that bloated piece of shit vista…
Fuck you Microsoft. I want the time back that i have wasted trying to solve the problems you should have fixed for me. Fucking Lamers..
Fuck Bill Gates that fat fucking piece of shit nerd! Hes should hold a press conference and openly apologize for Windows Vista! ITs the dumbest fucking operating system to ever hit the market and is loaded with confusion, errors, and stupid fucking shit that delays loading time and makes u wanna punt ur piece of shit computer across the fucking room until you have put enough holes in you wall to satisfy your burning hatred. Fuck you Gates! Fuck you you fucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a daily thing: the alerts, the pop-up permission asking, memory-wasting, time-sucking bullshit.
Booting takes forever.
MAC is expensive.
LINUX is where it’s at people.
Take back control of your computers.
Linux …. the puzzle no one want’s to play.
Windows, the OS that dumps its self onto your hard drive and each day proceeds to take a huge shit on your desk each day and you are supposed to smile as you work through the stink.
Mac’s — stupid PDA’s made by a arrogant gates wantabee dickhead for losers that still think a digital watch is cool.
FUCK MICROSOFT. FUCK ITS FUCKING STUPID SYSTEMS.
I’VE SPENT TWO FUCKING WEEKS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO GET A SOUND OUT OF THIS FUCKING PC.
Microsoft always uses a “swiss cheese approach to security” which has created a gigantic security software industry that sells solutions to protect against viruses, spyware, registry corruption, spam, and dark hacking attacks.
If Microsoft actually gave a damn about security (they never will as long as making money fast is their top priority), we wouldn’t have nearly as many problems as we do now.
This stupid UAC garbage is a leaky-bandaid solution to the problem. Did you know that if software is engineered to use certain API calls that the whole UAC thing gets bypassed completely? Many of the spyware and virus authors know this well, which means that only the regular software vendors get penalized by this nonsense by way of having to support frustrated users who are sick and tired of clicking the OK button repeatedly just to run an icon from their desktop.
I say “screw you” to anybody who thinks that users just need training. What users need is a system that works without interruption, and UAC is one big annoying interruption.
Hmmm… Vista is a pain. It’s fine and all, but not nearly as good as MacOSX running on my Dell….
Microsoft are first and foremost a business. They are ruthless and don’t give a hoot about their customers.
I’ve been a loyal microsoft customer for 14+ years – so much so that my boss suggested I get a microsoft tatoo. I’m a developer so my tolerance for problems is above average. However, I’ve been worn down by s***y problems and bugs in micro$oft’s products for too long and I’m starting to realise I don’t have to put up with this crap. I can’t count the number of work hours I’ve lost fixing issues micro$oft should’ve addressed in their software!
LOL I need something that works when I need it. I’m switching to open source Ubuntu.
I hope microsoft dies a slow and painful death for all the hours of my life wasted fixing needless problems.
fuck microsoft and their fucking programmers too. never got around to make something stable nor fixed an update. Vista… 7… Xp all shits… and the boss one big fat, shit-crammed asshole. FUUUUUCKKK winshit.
The huge amount of gold in Bill Gates’ pockets was supposed to be spent on software testing and usability testing you buggy-windoze-loving 1d10t$ – get a clue.
As far as any commercial organization is concerned, the end user is always the one who suffers. It is best to go for a non-commercial Operating System, like Linux.
And although Microsoft Vista does not eat babies, Vista does (as with any version Microsoft Windows) takes away your rights to freedom. Check this out to know more about it:
Here’s a post about Linux for those that would like to opt for it and retain all their freedom:
I never could install Office 2007 on my old Dell Inspiron. It wouldn’t take the product key, and when I called Dell and Microsoft they wanted me to pay a fee for THEIR fuckup.
Now that I’ve put those useless fuckers in my past, life is beautiful. Oh, and Vista sucks donkey balls.
I like this site.
Indeed, Fuck Microsoft.
They’ ve never released a good OS.
I work in computer graphics/3D animation, and have been running graphics applications on PC’s for years now. Vista is without a doubt the most irritating, useless, horrible OS ever written and theres not an animation studio in the world that would incorporate it into a workflow, because it would without a doubt lead to their going out of business (and I’m not just making that up. No studio will go near it because dealing with it’s many glitches and flaws would be a massive time sink). I have two systems that came preinstalled with Vista, and both have experienced an extraordinary amount of program crashes, bugs, and other irritants. I have to reboot my system at least once daily, my programs crash at a minimum of 5 times a day a piece. I’ve tried turning off aero, following a few guides to speed up Vista’s performance, but nothing makes it even remotely enjoyable or efficient compared to other OS’s. While I suppose it would be alright for doing basic stuff like checking your email, listening to music or running microsoft apps, i’ve even had issues just running microsuck software like IE in the past. I have no viruses, nothing like that….the OS is just garbage if you plan on doing anything on your system beyond the grasp of a 5 year old (which ironically are the only people Microsuck can convince to endorse their garbage in commercials). As far as Windows 7 goes, I have had so much stress and aggravation over Vista that I am no longer willing to trust Microsoft, and this will be my last generation using Windows. At my last workplace I had two systems, a Mac and a PC running XP. While I would still prefer XP and i’m aware that Mac isn’t perfect, it’s sure as hell better than Vista. I’ve dabbled with Ubuntu but theres no driver for my printer, so I’m thinking I’ll be moving on to Mac as soon as I can afford one. Screw Microsoft.
I’m gona kill Bill…
OH I LOVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK VISTA
Since I’d much rather be running CPM, HELLO gates, in a world without fences, who needs Gates? I’ll rather be running Linnx. Vista SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!
My next computer WILL BE A MAC, or one that runs Linnx, screw you gates, you havn’t done anything right ever since you stole CPM many years ago. You could have augmented it, but instead you chose to crippled it and you then sold it as your new idea, NOT. Vista SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!! Your new idea’s, (vista) no better than that, (win 7). MS sucks as a supplier of a truly VIABLE operating system. Millions lines of code works much slower than code written in assembler. Wake up idiot.
I still have a working CPM computer, I still enjoy using it greatly , unlike my 1 Tb tower.
You were exposed to vista at a friend’s place: that’s all? I paid real money for it and now I have to put up with the damn crap every day
I HATE vista!!!!!!!!!!
I have been in the software industry for over 20 years: vista is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen.
Yes, Bill Gates you should be paying us for the heartache your crap causes
I wish I had gotten an illegal copy instead.. Used Microsoft o/s, office and other programs for many years, always upgraded to the latest: but after this I WILL NEVER AGAIN BUY ANOTHER MS PRODUCT AGAIN
Bill Gates you creep, you are a fucking lier and a thief: vista is not an “upgrade”. It is a 1,000,000 steps DOWN from the lowest sewer rat on the bottom of the filthiest, slimiest pond.
Vista is giving me a fucking mental breakdown.
I’ve had enough of your rubbish software. I’d rather be using a quill than vista.
It’s not enough for microsoft to overcharge unsuspecting people for non-functioning vista software, they are now officially known as criminals:
see “Australian Sory” on abc.net.au (24 august 2009)
Bill you are a fucking greedy prick with an ego bigger than your bank account. If vista is anything to go by then your programming skills suck.
One thing Gates has achieved is to bring together
a bunch of gents as yourselves. thank you so much for the great laughs.
I found this looking for anti-MS rants. I jus installed the trial version of XL ’07. I’v been using open office calc for a while, but have been using XL ’03 at work for many years, & now I have a ton of homework to do, & the open office is getting a little irritating, mainly because the book is about XL, not OO. OK fine, I get the “full featured” 60 day limit trial version. OK, its not full featured, no charts. That’s what I need damn it. OK, fine its a free trial version. But THEY said it was a full featured trail version. Therefore I should be able to create charts. More irritating than that is the fact that I open the program. Go to the file menu / ribbon / whatever the fuck it is now, then OPEN. Click on the drive dropdown. It goes into this mode where it has to configuration mode that took forever. finally click on a drive, 2 minutes later, I can click on a folder, 2 minutes later I can click on another folder. OK, the hell with this, I’ll just browsw through windows explorer & open the file.
I mean its just rediculous.
I do have vista installed on a new machine (not this one), & it runs fine. I’m running 3DSMAX 64 bit. It can handle files (for rendering) that my 32 bit XP machines couldn’t handle. (I must have bought the one copy of vista that actually works).
but otherwise I think M$ totally sucks..
like when you upgrade vista, it goes from the excessive 10GB, to the insane 32GB!!! (hint: find a slipstreamed ISO w/ sp1 & sp2 )
I love it. I did try to log in live messenger and got “A new version is available, do you want to install it now? You must accept to continue”. No way to log in without upgrade. No joke.
I can’t make IIS work on Vista. it’s frustrating… and it takes more than 45 minutes to install it on a 2.0 Core 2 duo with 4GM rams laptop! So when you go and tr to open IIS, it shows a blank window with nothing inside ! WTF !
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
COSTELLO: For my office?
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’………….
5 minutes alone with that motherfucker. Bill Gates should not feel safe … ever. His “fuck you” attitude to the world which keeps him foisting the most worthless product on the world just makes you want to punch him in the head again and again and again. I’d honestly pay dearly to get that fuck alone for 5 minutes. I’ll gladly pay any legal price to be the one man who took out that fuck!
It’s been a long haul since the first “Windows” came out and Bill Gates hacked his way through the tasks which he was, even then, clearly not cut out to tackle. Through continuing incompetence and ineptitude, blackmail and cohersion, theft and bribery he managed to put his “mafia modeled” company at the top of the charts. No other firm in the world can produce untested, unqualified, deliberately flawed products from a pile of ex-hippy incompetents and hope to survive. Microsoft has managed thus far, but alas the end is in sight! The growth of Linux has threatened Microsoft as there are more and more user friendly versions and even an effort to make those versions cross-compatible. In Japan we see a radical departure from Windows and an alarmingly high rate “defections” from Windows which has caused Microsoft to actually look into the situation. Here in China, it’s far easier: I use a pirate version of XP as we all do, and various hacked versions of XP offer a relatively stable performance while denying the revenue Microsoft would otherwise like to enjoy as they wring it from the hearts and souls of those who suffer at their behest. Yes, Bill Gates … 1.3 billion pirates in China, all using your Windows and you don’t get a fucking penny! How’s it feel? Read, lose sleep. Wake up, read it again. You are powerless to proceed as the Chinese courts have ruled Microsoft a “Criminal Enterprise” and therefore “… not entitled to the copyright protections afforded legitimate authors and firms.” Hey Bill! Suck mine!
Thank you Angry Aussie for giving us a forum to spread the word.
I will never again support anything that those scumbags produce. I switched to Linux/Ubuntu about a year ago and have found a new appreciation for computing again. I only wish I had done it sooner.
I now tell everyone that I know who uses a computer to make the switch and offer my support to them. I recently installed Linux on my 360 and use that as a media center in my living room.
I got a copy of good music from a friend of mine.
But this shit of machine don’t understand some folder’s name.
since it’s a windows XP, this thing says something about special characters.
I know I can use Linux, but at the same time I cannot since I use this computer for work.
Damn! and it’s good music.
I effing hate microsoft.
My son’s Xbox360’s laser regularly goes loco and fries my son’s games
I download content for him to play – it doesn’t work.
I call ‘customer service’, to get some robot that responds to yes, no, but unfortunately ‘fuck you, you piece of shit’
what annoys me most is that there’s no alternative. I truly microsoft
i truly HATE microsoft
Ok….well, I think I’ve officially concluded that about 3/4 of yall are people who fly off the handle at the first sign of trouble, and don’t want to bother to take a good 30 minutes to learn a little something and never have to deal with that issue again. I’ve used XP since day one. Have I ever left? No. Why? Cause XP is a great OS. I’m not going to bash on Mac at all, either. Macs are wonderful computers, when it comes to media and such, but very limited, and with the right specs, a PC can easily out do a Mac. Sure, if you have the time to install/learn one of the open sources, such as Linux, then go for it. They put the reigns of your computer at your finger tips. Still, I prefer XP. Vista was bad, yeah, but don’t bash on MS when many of their products are actually good. XP is a great OS, and I honestly can’t see why it is so trendy to hate MS these days. I could go on and on explaining my reasons for always sticking to MS, but I would rather not, seeing as, from what I’ve observed, this comment will be flammed at and such, because for some odd reason I don’t yell and scream at my PC for something I could easily fix. Now, what’s really infuriates me is the amount of belittling comments that are aimed at Gates. He is a man who started from the bottom and has worked his way up to the top. Mind you, every one at the top has had their dirty dealings, but Gates deserves not the malicious claims you make against him, especially considering the amount of money he pumps into charities. Basically, Macs are nice, but expensive and limited. Linux is wonderful, but not everyone has the time to learn how to use it properly…or should I say not everyone needs to learn? Windows XP brings together all I really need and can “beast” any system if it’s built correctly. That said, I might never look at this blog again, and I originally had no intention of commenting. However, after taking the time to read EVERY comment, I couldn’t help but throw in my view.
Keep up with your Kook-AID intake, if you get below a tanker full a day you will realize how incredibly stupid you have been to even think xp (Xtra Problems) was not worth wrapping around a cricket bat and beating software salesmen to death with.
Bill gates never made anything in his life he is a serial thief stealing EVERYTHING he ever sold. The asshole is a kleptomaniac and should be shot as a parasite holding mankind back.
There needs to be a change in the world. Either people need to start getting on board with linux or developers need to start build more software and drivers for linux. It comes down to what came first the chicken or the egg. It is amazing how M$ has there finger wrapped around every one. You can’t even buy a computer with out that crap unless you build one. It makes me so mad how there crap is the standard. I don’t want another penny of mine goind to them. They have burned there bridge with me and I will never go back. Fuck Microsoft!!!!
If you are new to linux give ubuntu or kubuntu a try!
The Abbot / Costello was brilliant!
How I hate Microswill (aka Bill Gates) let me count the ways. I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height. My soul can reach.
I switched to Ubuntu. It’s a wee bit rough around the edges (only with installing software, and that’s automatic once you figure out where the repositories are)
Works like a charm.
Now back the Microcheese.
I figure that they’ve cost me more than 10,000,000 heart beats (time I’ve wasted) in fixing, resetting settings that don’t stay set, reinstalling, researching google and forums and other places for fixes to their many annoyances, lost data due to BSOD’s (Linux apps will sometimes crash but the whole machine does not go down.) If you have 10 things running and one of them really crashes the only impact is the one that does crash; heartbeats lost to endless clicking over and over and over and over and over again for things that should be remembered by the software application. For example: Word every single time i paste text into a document i have to go CLICK on the edit menu and then CLICK on Paste Special and then CLICK on the unformatted text option so that what I paste stays in the same font and size that I am working in. Why is there no setting to change the default action? BAD Design; BAD Programming.
coming soon on my blog I’ll list my top 10 things I hate.
Just to clarify.
I figure that Bill Gate’s sloppy software architecture has cost me more than 10,000,000 heart beats (time I’ve wasted)
Humanities only true Yin/Yang.
The worlds worst Chief Software Architect, making the worlds worst annoying software.
The worlds greatest snake oil salesman the world has ever seen selling the worlds worst software to the largest segment of computer users on the planet.
I must say windows 7 is the best incarnation so far. Too late the damage has been done. Not only with vista but all the other crap that has gone before. We could marvel at how fast computers have become but instead the fight goes on to optimize them due to crapware filled os’s produced by microsoft and the computer manufacturers. They scare you into buying upgrades for this and upgrade for that. They say you need to buy this virus scanner or you need to buy that firewall for protection. THIS IS A PROTECTION RACKET.
There is a whole world out there….
…the world of FREE. Free OS, free office, free virus scanners, free firewalls. Free everything.
Just because its free does it mean it not as good? – NO!
If it is free will it be full of adds? No not neccessarily, much of it is not. Many programs I have bought have shown adds.
Microsoft and companies like them think that you should pay for software and they are entitled to that opinion. But many people don’t agree with that.
Two words “OPEN SOURCE” its here to stay and people will hopefully move to this away from the belief that they have to pay for everything. It is possible to start in internet based company for next to nothing.
FREE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE IS EVERYWHERE, OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
I am fucking tired of being Macrocrap’s guinea pig. Every goddamn browser I run (Mozilla FF, Chrome, and IE, piece of shit that it is) is crashing since I bought a new laptop with Opaque 7. Sure, there are cool features, but that doesn’t mean a fucking thing if I cannot open a browser longer than 5 fucking mikes before it craps out. Bill Gates is a fucking terrorist, goddamn cocksucker.
Just so you know, the IE browser I was forced to use crapped out directly after the last post; I have spent the time between posts trying to regain access to the internet. I guess I could rant some more, but what is the point? As long as we buy, we are at their mercy…
Vista and 7 suck, and I’m not sure why the person
who was allowed to release it is still allowed to breathe. I had to deal with hp and all of their excuses for over 8 months. What do they have to gain from fucking over the world with their inferior operating systems??????????????????????????????????????
(after 8 months of restore, repair, replace, and no possibility of refund) what was wrong with XP???????????????????????????????????????????
Honestly, they are using the general public to figure out their problems, in order to do this for almost free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone else notice that there are more ” hp technical supports centers” that any other in the world????????????????????????????????????????
Has anyone ever seen, or even heard of a “Dell technical support center, or even the need for one??????????????????????????????????
If so please contact me!!! firstname.lastname@example.org
FOR SO MANY REASONS!!!!!!!
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If I was going to write a letter to Microsoft.. here is what it would say:
Dear Microsoft, FUCK YOU
I cant count how many times I have had to correct my HTML for pages that interact with Microsoft Internet Explorer. It seems that Firefox always just seems to get it right and IE doesn’t.
I’m pretty sick and tired of having to adjust my pages just so people who use Internet Explorer can view them.
My advice to all who are webmasters, affiliate marketers, or just people who use the Internet.. STOP USING IE, Period end of story
Don’t Use it Until they get somebody at Microsoft who knows what they are doing. Because it is obvious they do NOT.
“Ok, so we’re all pissed off at Bill Gates and Microshaft. I do have to admit the guy IS a genius, just not a genius for making computer software. He is a genius at ripping people off in mass quantities, and locking his strategy down so that we can’t do a damned thing about it. I agree that just about every version of Windows is a stolen idea itself. It’s so full of security problems that companies are making the big bucks on virus and spyware removal. The average American is usually not very technologically advanced. We are so busy working, trying to pay our bills, and trying to survive, that we DO tend to go with the easy-to-use everything. Bill Gates, and many of the “poor-man-ass-rapers” in this country… don’t have ANY idea what THAT is like. They wake up each morning, check on their stacks of $$, and harden their plans to screw more americans. Ok that being said, MY IDEA…is this: I know we’re mad, but why don’t we use our anger and our energy.. and try to get our shit together and develope something better? Why don’t we try to learn more than just point and click? I know if I had the knowledge.. I’d make an OS that would blow Windows away. Bill would never see me comin’… I’d offer that shit up for FREE and although he’d still have plenty of $$… I would have my dignity. Which is something so
meone like Bill Gates will probably never have.”
Ever heard of Linux?
i just says fuck microsoft they are ignorant people pirate stealing people money for fucking support i will never pay anypenny to microsoft curs
i wanna fuck microsoft too
Fuck fucking MicroFucking$haft, the fucking useless motherfucking fuckers!
Macs are nice , but get the damn warranty . Apple is just as damn greedy as microsoft and will charge you out the ass to fix it when it breaks , right after the 1 year mark and the warranty that came with it expired. So get that extended plan or you’ll be paying about as much to fix it as you did when you bought it
Yea, Microsoft are a big bad bully in the industry and enforce unreasonable prices to licence their software.
In fact, I set up a business to deal with the issue of consumers and businesses having to pay huge amounts of money to Microsoft. My Business (H Tech Support) provides alternative software to Microsoft Windows (XP/7/Server 200X) called H Tech Business Desktop – you may have heard of it.
Anyway, if you’re tired of paying software licence fees to Microsoft and want a free alternative, then I suggest you check us out.
All the Best,
Ive got a mac but Bill Gates shit fucking programs has even infiltrated that sacred ground I FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT WORD it is a piece of faulty shit that cant understand the simplest of instructions. Putting an image into a word document and getting it to sit in one place should not require me to climb a fucking mountain, join a new religion, write a 500 page thesis (on word) and capture and fuck a sea lion…..but it does! if word quits a fails then claims to auto recover my document where it is actually missing my last hour of work one more time….then i will take a rope tie it around bill gate nerdy four eyed cock and push him out of tree
Gates is a repressed dysfunctional transsexual that hates mankind.
Gates is so retarded and evil the goat fuckee should be tarred and feathered then tortured to death, revived and then put in with the chimps at the zoo and let them fuck him to death.
Gates is the poorest excuse for a human the world has EVER seen. It’s sad when one fucked in the head greedopath can hold mankind back like that slimey receiver of goat semen shithead has.
Mankind progresses in spite of evil wankers like microsoft.
SERIOSULY WORD – KEEP AUTOFORMATTING MY BIBLIOGRAPHY – THANK GOD I HAVE A MAC AT HOME
Alot of haters here… lol
UNIX has always been the way to go for all practical use, speed, reliability, and smaller OS’s with small resource use.
Microsoft bought DOS and ran an app on top of it called Windows for Workgroups (multitasking on a machine incapable of multitasking before you even ran your first program).
Apple, dear God… give UP! They were a Motorola PPC architecture that never could fully use the advanced hardware. OS was ALWAYS buggy and ALWAYS crashed. Now, since the dawn of iMacs and the new Macs, they are all simply overpriced x86 PC’s running LINUX (that’s right, UNIX) with a simple OS facelift to look Mac-ky… what a freakin joke. The commercials say they don’t havevirus problems… NO KIDDING! PC’s are the mainstream, that’s why hackers program for them primarily. If by some miracle Mac took over, THEY would then be the focus of the Virus attacks- it’s not the OS or the fine talents of the Apple company that prevent this you know. Justin Long should read up more on the crap he’s paid to say.
Windows is going the rout of LINUX too (hence why they bought and shelved Corel’s LINUX OS af ew years back. They will gradually use it and call it another version of Windows no doubt.
So, they both use crap generic hardware and and has only recently learned that they need to use what already existed in the 80’s… UNIX-based OS’s. They are still crap though. The only good computers had custom chipsets and UNIX-based OS’s, like Amiga, Atari ST, etc… I have a few Amiga computers running 16MB old-school RAM and on a 30MHz 68030 Motorla CPU that blow away todays quad core in the gigarange in gaming, animation, graphics, plain old processing power, etc… WHILE RUNNING Windows 95 and MacOS in two separate windows in emulation right on my workbench desktop. Mind you our 1Ghz Athlon PC can’t even emulate the 68030 Amiga without slowdown!
Let’s face it all Windows and Mac lovers know dick about computing- otherwise they’d realize that GOOD computing went the way of the beta-max vs. VHS and laser disc vs. DVD. The quality didn’t matter… it’s what’s cheaper.
I see a cheap Windows user getting things done inexpensively, but you’ve got to be a complete moron to like Macs- same freaking hardware as a PC nowadays, but you pay well over a grand just because of the OS and specific system configuration? Main office app for Mac is still MS Office too- go figure.
Oh, by the way- has everyone already forgotton that the Microsoft bigwigs are shareholders in Apple (Mac)? DUH!!!! That’s how they support some competition to drive sales.
To clear things up: AMIGA had the first mouse created for commercial use (ignoring the Xerox one that never was commercially sold)-NOT MAC, The AMIGA was the first Stereo sound computer- NOT MAC, the Amiga was the first computer with color – NOT MAC, the Amiga was the first computer to hit all of the major color/graphic benchmarks (256 colors, 4096 colors, 16-bit, 24-bit, 32-bit)-NOT MAC. Hell, Mac still uses a one-button mouse… LAME.
This forum is literally comparing one pile of crap to the other becuase one has corn kernels and the other has a different color. Guess what, THEY BOTH SUCK ASS and STINK!- the quality market simply failed because of Bill Gates, but I still think the PC is a smarter buy than the Mac for what we’re left with in this post-apocalyptic pc world.
Hmm, “haters” is a strong word. I’d say more like a lot of pissed of people, me included. Jofre, I too have an amiga and an atari but seriously who in 2010 can say that any late 80’s early 90’s consumer computer is going to be better than whats available today, Mac or PC. You say UNIX is the way to go, slam apple then admit to OSX being UNIX with a facelift. Who cares if MS have shares in apple, who cares who invented or commercialized the mouse. Really who fucking cares!!!
I tell you what people care about. They care about spending $$$$ on a new computer that gets infected with a virus within hours or shits the bed before its warranty is out and the manufacturer wants to charge you $$$$$ to fix it. They might care that it slows down to a crawl and unless they constantly battle to keep it in tip top condition. Lets face it it is a battle to keep a pc running. Oh and if you take it somewhere to get repaired, chances are the person you take it too dosent know dick about computers either but know ust a little more than you and will gladly take your money. I’m the kind of guy everyone brings their computer to fix it or asks advice on fixing it. I’m no expert and would never claim to be but I know much more about computers than your average user. They see me as some kind of computer geniuos, yes really. That in its self tells you how easy it is to sell these problems on the public. The whole PC market is designed to make the user feel stupid, like its their fault and they don’t know what they are doing. The PC market plays on peoples lack of understanding about PC’s. Not just MS but hardware manufacturers and other software publishers capitalize on lack of knowledge and understanding.
Really the whole Mac, PC and Linux thing all depends on what you want to do with your time on the computer. Some people like fixing their computer and learning more than most about what makes it tick. Others just check email or do a bit of online gaming. Some see their computer as a tool or more importantly rely on it as part of a business. For me it has always been a bit of everything but most importantly a tool. I do graphic design, web design, audio production, light gaming, email, internet and office activities. Through my years of pain I’ve learnt that if I want serious audio production computer then I have to first research pc hardware very carefully and completely strip down the OS (windows). Failure to research this will result in essentially throwing money down the drain. I’ve done this many times in the past. Ok now that I have my audio machine I cannot go on the internet, play games or do any of that other stuff or my audio performance is guaranteed to suffer. That is a fact, unfortunately I proved this many times over. I used to have dedicated PC’s for making music and a PC for all the other stuff.
On average I was finding that I would have to completely wipe the OS about every six months. And I might add this is after performing regular maintenance routine, keeping up to date with virus software and firewall etc. Over the years I learnt more and more about maintaining a PC and buying into all this crapware. It honestly got to a point where I was absolutely sick and tired of fixing my computer. Remember I see it as I tool, all I want to do is use it and not spent countless hours repairing it. I was at breaknig poing the last time my HP died. This was a $1300 computer that had a hard drive failure. This is no lie, I must have spent in excess of 20hrs on the phone with tech support for them to diagnose this. They tried to charge me $500 for a new drive. Really HP 500 fucking dollars for a 500gb drive, you fucking cock suckers. Your support doesnt know dick abut computers and you get away with it because they know a little dick more than most people. BTW the computer was under warranty. HP = Cocksuckers but this is just one example the rest are no different. Since then this computer got a corrupt bios but I couldn’t flash it myself because the OS wouldn’t boot. I had to send it into them for another $300 because they wouldn’t give my the software to do it myself.
I know I haven’t really mentioned MS that much but they are the biggest cocksuckers of them all for the shite OS’s they put out. MS was the source of most of my other problems and countless hours fixing crap.
I got to a point where I had to walk away from computers all together (I nearly did) or find another solution because I felt like I was going crazy. I looked to apple and thought what a load of over priced crap. I looked at linux and tried out a few different distro’s. They were cool but they lacked certain software I needed and used for tools. Don’t get me wrong Linux is good but it depends on what you want to do. It wasn’t for me for my everyday stuff. I was forced to to at the mac but didnt want to waste load more money. So I turned my PC into a hackintosh and I was sold. The user interface was slicker than dog shit but most importantly I ran a few audio/midi benchmark tests that I had previously ran on the same hardware when the computer was running windows. The problems had gone away. In my mind that was absolutely indisputable that OS X was superior to Windows.
A few weeks later I went and bought a real mac and didn’t look back. I’me not going to go into all the reason why I think Mac is better but it feels like more of a friend than an enemy. I now have 3 macs 1 PC and 1 Linux. The PC is hardly every used anymore. Goodbye PC!
This is the only f#$%ing operating system that locks up on a regular basis. There are time when windows just goes to lunch and never comes back, or others when it is so slow, it’s impossible to work on. Security is a joke, and a lot of the updates when applied to the os break it. In my humble opion Microsoft needs to apologize to the user communities for this crap. And redesign the os from thr ground up.
AHAHAHA, IN THE ASS, FISH
MICROSOFT HAS FUCKED UP OUR LIVES.
SICK AND TIRED OF UPGRADING EVERYTHING, ITS NEVER COMPLETE, LOOKING FOR DRIVERS , OS KEYS FACING EXPIRATION/ ACTIVATION, NEVER ENDING UPDATES, ROLLUPS, SERVICE PACKS, MALWARE , PATCHES, SLOWNESS, CODECS
WASTED THE LAST 12 HOURS REINSTALLING
VISTA, DOWNLOADED 350+ MEG SERVICE PACKS 1
THEN ANOTEHR 350+ MEGS SP 2 , THEN ANOTHER 250 +MEGS OF UPDATES GOING SLOW AS FUCK
PROBABLY ALREADY INFECTED WITH BOTNET BEING A SITTING DUCK DOWNLOADING THIS RIDICULOUS SHIT
AND FUCK ALL YOUR FALSE ADVERTISING BROKEN WEBCAMS . THEY ARE NOT HIGH DEFINITION. WORST DRIVERS EVER.
Hi! Net to Microsoft are big team for escroc the buy people, stop with that shit up product NOW, AND PASS FOR I-MAC >>> never problem with that… and i repete again the verity
MICROSOFT ON THE WORLD ARE FUCKED WORKING EMPLOYED AND SLEEPY BITCH FUCK OFF PRODUCTS.
The mac is not perfect. I installed loads of crap on this mac. It crashes often when I try to run M$ excel. 🙂 Hmmm… M$ you can’t even hide on a mac!
Fuck u microsoft. where the fuck do u come out, thinking u can buy the call of duty black ops first Strike contract. what the fuck is fucking wrong with u. u dont diserve a cool, awsome , fun game like that cuz xbox sucks fucking as. why the fuck did you even make xbox. its so fucking stupid. Play Station and Sony diserve it So much fuck more than all u mother fucking, cock sucker at microsoft. FUCK u windows. FUCK u xbox. FUCK u bill gates. u are the biggest fucking mistke god could have fucking made. U r the biggest fail and descrase to mane kid. Ihope u fucking die in a hole were a dog comes on pee’s on u without having the fucking cortisey of calling it fucking rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU
LONG LIVE APPLE. LONG LIVE PLAYSTATION . LONG LIVE SONY. everyone else can fucking die
Fuck you Bill Gates.
Go to hell.
You fucked up my life.
Get a life.
You fucking homo.
Microsoft/Windows/Bill Gates, STOP FUCKING PAYING PEOPLE TO SAY WINDOWS IS BETTER THAN LINUX and MAC.
There is an extremely rude, four letter word in English beging with C. The American translation for this word is “Microsoft”. This company is just a parasite on the whole world. “Windows 7” is like treading cow shit as opposed to treading in dog shit which reprecents their other OSs. At the end of the day “Windows” is shit.
I can’t believe some of the stupid comments in support of Microsoft! “allowing an open market”? Are you for real?! Try buying a retail video game that runs on anything but the LATEST version of Windows, you dumb ass! Microsoft has a monopoly on most third-party retail software! Go ahead, buy Microsoft products and “suck it down”! I have learned that there are two things that will keep an intelligent person angry, watching the news and using Windows. I have been free of both for almost two years.
Oh, I forgot to mention Christians too!
I bought a laptop for home use and it had the latest windows 7 o/s.
Unfortunately it would not run some software I had in my older windowsXP
I enquied on the Microshaft website and there is NO PROBLEM!
download and install WindowsXP virtualPC and Windows virtualPC and away you go!
To download, I entered my version of the o/s (windows7 home premium 64 bit) and the language (english) and downloaded them.
There followed many hours of endless fun trying to get it to work.
Eventually, I found a video on the microshaft site to help the great unwashed to load and use the software. A small note during the video stated that only 3 versions of the primary o/s would work with this software and mine is one of the very many listed which does not. SO WHY ALLOW ME TO DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
fuck fuck fuck fuck microsoft.
they always imitate wrong badly designed softwares things etc.
THEY SHOULD FOLLOW AFTER GOOD ONES AND DO IT COMPLETELY.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT.
To hell with vista – I will go out of my way to ensure that any next pc/lap/tab hs no ms crap on it.
IE 9 SUCKS. It screws up Flash
Maybe Steve Jobs wasn’t such a big asshole when he killed Flash for I-things.
I always love the FUCKING Microsoft,because i always play with the cracked OS with out paying a single money to the fucing billgates…………………………………………
Microsoft is the anti-reliability, anti-quality, money-first, inconsiderate, arrogant, change-things-for-no-reason, make-it-fancy, pretty-colors, annoying, lack-of-options, buggy, untested, fool-everyone “company”.
Auto updates have crippled my PC. Redirected searches also make it next to impossible to do a free registery cleaner locate. “Gottcha” creations from MS at work. You buy a PC but you’ll never own it if they have their way. Most of my friends are Lenix cross-overs and I see this in my immeadiate future. Stuff those mothers!!!
Microsoft creations are a complete market disaster. Hopefully they will go out of business, and not cost taxpayers a dime.
XP, Vista, Win7, all based on the same crappy registry system. I DON’T wish to become a software expert, nor spend arduous hours messing with my computer.
Therefore, I will buy an Apple. The hell with windows.
I Hate Microsoft, they suck big time.
Visual Studio 2005 Service Pack 1 – DVD (Multilanguage)
Oh yes, that looks like VS2005. Wrong!
Why when I disconnect my monitor does it re-configure the displays, so that when I re-connect the monitor back up, I have to go fiddling with the display before I get it like it was before !
Oh How I hate Microsoft
I agree with everyone here that Micro$hit Vista is the worst OS Ive ever seen. there was one time It was so bad it took my friends laptop 10 minutes to boot and then BSOD’d on the login screen, lets just say i ended up replacing Vista with Ubuntu 10.04 LTS for him. THE DIFFERENCE WAS NIGHT AND DAY. anyway i later bought a dell studio 1558 i3 core laptop for myself with windows 7 (in my book windows 7= fixed up vista /damage control). i ended up having to system restore the OS from the factory image at least 5 times, (dell also made me mad because they didn’t even have the damn courtesy to send me a OS reinstall/recovery disk after i paid $680 some bucks for the laptop). between that and the annoying as hell random shutdowns and crazy driver issues i ended up getting Crunchbang Linux and replacing windows 7 completely. ever since i switched to Linux i have loved it and it runs so much more efficiently than windows ever did. Check out Crunchbang Linux, its the best distro Ive ever used: http://www.crunchbanglinux.org 🙂
fuck microsoft, fuck windows activation, fuck genuine windows not being genuine when you change ANYFUCKINGTHINGINTHEGODDAMMEDCOMPUTER, fuck genuine windows, fuck non-genuine windows, fuck microsoft, fuck software licensing, fuck bill gates, fuck internet explorer, fuck crashing, fuck the registry, fuck wga, fuck wat, fuck windows 1.0, fuck windows 3.0, fuck windows 3.1, fuck windows 95, fuck windows 98, fuck windows 98se, fuck windows NT, fuck windows 2000, fuck windows ME, fuck windows mobile, fuck windows ce, fuck windows vista, fuck windows 7, fuck windows 8, fuck windows 9, fuck software keys, fuck windows, FUCK MICROSOFT!
Microsoft software pervades all PC’s and has been allowed to do so- despite anti-trust lawsuits and international convictions of these crimes.
So Bill is giving his money away – via non -profit – another credit in his bank account since he can write it off.
Meanwhile his underwater pool has a sound system- I probably paid for it with all the bogus computers I’ve purchased.
I had used Windows my entire life buying into the whole “Your computer is a magical box that you can control by using what you don’t realize is an extremely limited handful of options and does incredibly useful things and is the core of our modern age and using this amazing piece of technology is going to cost you. Period”. Who knows how it works? It’s way over your head. Don’t even think about. Hand over the cash. Computer = Windows. (this was before mac commercials)
Well as I got older and my maturing brain’s lust for knowledge ensued, I began to ask myself things like how exactly does all this work? What is RAM and disk space? Why does my 300 dollar computer run slow as balls? Why does my parents 2 year old 900 dollar computer run even shittier? Processors and boot sequence and graphic cards were words from another language that I did not know. Thank god for the internet.
I eventually learned a mind-opening phrase: Operating System. And the existence of alternatives. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD this thing known to me as the “computer” is just a shitload of programs helping me (i’ll use the phrase helping lightly) USE the computer and there is a world of options out there that won’t crash and freeze and fail! (Imagine my surprise when I learned that you can actually get a whole lot of function out of a computer [not the really fun stuff] at a much more efficient pace without even HAVING a user interface and using a command line.)
So after a matter of time I stumble onto the glorious and life-changing world of Linux and the concept of open-source software. A. You literally have control over every aspect of your computer possible (should you so choose) B. It’s really not that hard to install it (try ubuntu) you just have to use your brain just a teensy bit. Burn file to cd. Boot from cd with a little button pressing. Ta da. Installation dummy program takes over. C. They have open-source programs to cover 95 percent of your needs ESPECIALLY if you are just a common computer user like myself. Email. Internet. Media playing/editing. Some games here and there. D. It is free.
E. IT IS MOTHERFUCKING FREE! Dear sweet lord people of the world please listen to me! There is something wrong with the fact that you can purchase $1800 software to run on your $300 dollar computer. (it won’t but I’m just saying) Thats fucking bullshit! Everyone wants to give pirates a bunch of shit but goddamn I sure as fuck ain’t got that kind of money. Supporting capitalism is not the answer(not that i’m against it)! Giving in to these monopolizing companies is making the rich, richer and we poor, poorer. Especially when there is a more powerful, more secure, and more customizable option, AND IT IS FREE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT. Open-source software is the future so long as the rich don’t suppress it. Bugs are found and fixed faster and there is an online community that will help you with ANYTHING at ALL. It truly is incredible, both in concept (as a socio-political movement) and in practice. If we want to truly move forward as a society and really see what these computers can do for us support open-source. Why wait around for the handful(relatively speaking) of programmers Microsoft decides to share their riches with to write tomorrows programs, when there is an entire world full of programmers willing to contribute. Lets come together as a people and see just how far along we can progress society in a single generation.
Switch to Linux. Take back your computer.
and FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!!!
You are all correct. Bill Gates (AKA Alfred E. Newman — remember him? Any of your who read MAD Magazine?) Don’t you see a resemblance? Plus his ugly wife “Melissa” — they’re off trying to save the world, never mind taking care of business, I can’t send or receive messages because of the mess they made of Microsoft. Almost got enough money saved up for a MAC. I really do hope Gates goes down in history as the biggest LOSER in the computer age.
OH MY GOD IT’S VISTA…I MEAN…LOOK AT IT…IT’S VISTA. I WANT VISTA EVERYTHING!! I WANT VISTA ICONS AND VISTA WALLPAPERS AND VISTA SKINS…I WANT MY WHOLE OPERATING SYSTEM TO LOOK LIKE VISTA. FOR GOD’S SAKE IT’S VISTA!! FROM NOW ON EVERYONE SHOULD CREATE VISTA SKINS ONLY…OH MY…VISTA…I CAN’T GET OVER IT. VISTA IS SO SWEET IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRAP MY PANTS. VISTA!! IF A SKIN ISN’T VISTA I DON’T WANT IT…I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ALL OF THESE “OTHER” SKINS…VISTA IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME. AND WHEN VISTA COMES OUT…I STILL ONLY WANT VISTA SKINS…I WANT SOMEONE TO CREATE A VISTA SKIN OF VISTA SO I CAN APPLY VISTA OVER VISTA…MY GOD I CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE DOUBLE VISTA EVERYTHING!! CAN’T YOU BELIEVE IT??? IT’S VISTA!!! I WANT A VISTA TEE-SHIRT AND CUT MY HAIR IN THE STYLE OF VISTA…OH MY GOD I’M CALLING FOR AN APPOINTMENT NOW!!! WHEN I HAVE KIDS I’M NAMING THEM ALL VISTA…I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY ARE…BOY OR GIRL OR GOAT I’M NAMING THEM ALL VISTA. I’M EVEN GOING TO GIVE THEM VISTA FOR A MIDDLE NAME AND CHANGE MY LAST NAME TO VISTA SO THAT ALL THREE OF OUR NAMES CAN BE VISTA VISTA VISTA. DEAR LORD IT’S GLORIOUS…MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S VISTA….HOLY SHIT I LOVE VISTA SO MUCH. I’M GOING TO SHAVE MY CAT TO LOOK LIKE VISTA!! I’M GOING TO EAT NOTHING BUT FRUITY PEBBLES FOR EVERY MEAL SO THAT WHEN I CRAP IT LOOKS LIKE VISTA!! JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN IT’S VISTA…SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I CAN’T WAIT!!! I WANT THE THE UNITED STATES TO CHANGE IT’S NAME TO THE UNITED VISTA OF VISTA…MY WORD I’M CALLING MY CONGRESSMAN NOW….
No, no, no, the post is “Fuck Microsoft”, as in Fuck Vista, fuck everything that has to do with vista, vista sucks so hard it blows. Bill Gates needs cancer of the nutz for coming up with this horrid disease that he’s inflicted on millions of innocent people by forcing his software abortion down everybody’s throats. The “I love vista” post is four down on the right.
Gates is the antichrist. & fuck Larry Ellison, too. I just updated Java to Windows 7 & it locked in an irritating In-Private browsing feature. Have these 2 pricks with tiny pricks ever wondered how Google destroyed them in search? By NOT changing things every week. Gates is worth $59 billion. He plans on giving most of it away. To help starving Africans w/ cobwebs up their ass. Couldn’t he just leave them $57B? & spend another $1B to reduce PC users constant irritation? That’ll leave $1B for Bill to leave his chil’rens. And take heart: the chil’rens will grow up to be just as ugly as Bill.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!
Microsoft has continually produced bloated and sloppy garbage disguised as software. They have no ethics, no morals and their CEO looks like a crazy chimp on steroids.
Bill Gates is a first rate pile of shit – he should be ashamed of all the shitware his company produces and the endless maintenance, headaches, frustration that users have to go through in order to get their shitware working. He should be refunding all Microsoft users $x amount of dollars from his obscene fortune for having to deal with his shitware. Furthermore he should be helping people IN HIS OWN COUNTRY with financial aid – not some poor afros who are going to die anyway
Gates is a greedy, arrogant pig and a filthy liar who stole his way to the top and continues to abuse the free market system.
Absolutely agree with everything here, seriously fuck microsoft. Only one problem. Apple is WORSE in so many ways. After using an ipad and an iphone, microsoft products really are the land of the free. If you want a useless, bullshit overpriced platform that sucks goat shit, use microsoft products. If you want to be told how to use that same platform and told what you can and can not install on it, go get an apple product. You’ll find that you’ve already agreed to an encyclopedia worth of legalese that allows them to own you without realizing it before even opening the packet.
Fuck Ballmer, fuck Gates and especially fuck Horacio Gutterface. Fuck the whole lot. I HATE MICROSOFT !!!!
It’s absolutely true! that is just what microsoft has been putting me through, i’ve tried to
upgrade 3 times and every time on the reboot (screwed over again and again) i get
nothing but a black screen, can’t go safe-mode, can’t do squat…this must be the 5th
time i had to re-install my windows os from scratch…SABOTAGE, ABSOLUTELY!
i can’t even go in to how much is wrong with my pc now nothing works right any more,
my computer worked just fine until i went online, thats when my troubles began, and
now i can’t even install something as easy as adobe READER…
yes there is nothing like feeding the hand that bites you…i now have a new purpose in
life…HATING and HURTING you microsoft (MICRO-SHIT)…so i copied my friends
windowsxp installation cd, SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all i did…YOU SUCK!
Watch out!, microsoft fights MAJOR-HARD, MAJOR-MEAN……..and for what?
pennies……………………………….signed:SABOTAGED BY MICROSOFT……
I have mastered the four Core Microsoft Technologies.
Repairing broken registries.
Using multiple AV scanners and recognizing false positives.
And still, the crap won’t work.
F*ck you Microsoft
fuck you microsoft corporation! i don’t need your sheet and craps programs and i say again. fuck you 365 day of year!
Yea fuck Microsoft!!!
Fuck Windows 8 It’s a piece of SHIT!!!
I use Windows because in my opinion it’s the best option for the present. Having said that, I hate you arrogant MS pricks. Even without Bill Gates at the helm, you still have the same corporate archetype because you were created as a reflection of his ego. Fuck you and your automatic updates. Fuck you and your presumptuous “you’ll like what we tell you to like” attitudes. Fuck you and your “Problems? Pay $99 an hour just to find out if the problem was our fault or yours.” approach to customer service. Oh yeah… Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, too.
Oh yeah, and quit fucking with Mozilla. Haven’t you run enough businesses into the ground while helping to create the current fucking global economic depression? Hey Bill, aren’t you glad you fronted the efforts to send so many American jobs to third world countries? Aren’t you glad you’re sticking your prick up America’s ass for so long? Do you really need to make it so that Mozilla has nill chance of sending e-mails through your service to certain e-mail addresses? Or did you think we were so stupid as not to notice your tactics? Obviously this last is the answer, because with you guys it always is.
Severity C (Minimum business impact)…………THIS IS WHAT MICROSOFT THINKS OF MY BUSINESS…………………………………………………………………
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YES MICROSOFT VISTA AND ALL OF MICROSOFT PRODUCTS SUCK THE BIGGEST DICK i’VE EVER IMAGINED… FUCK MICROSOFT.
Bill Gates is a little cocksucker that won’t let me go on XBL.
I absolutely love the feature that allows Windows 7 to rearrange my desktop icons even after I’ve unchecked every box that gives it permission to do so.
Which fucking numbnuts tunnel vision developer at MS came up with that fucking retarded idea?
Uh….if you’re too retarded to run Windows…what makes you think you’ll be able to run a MAC?
Not a question of ability, just a simple matter of truth.
One quick example (of only God knows how many) that show why Microsoft is a piece of shit and does the most dumbass things you could imagine:
To ***export*** something in Microsoft Outlook, you first go to:
then in the window that pops up you choose “Export to a file”…
(and hopefully you will know what format you need to export and why, because of course nothing is ever made clear in anything Microsoft makes)
What the fuck does “Open” have to do with exporting?
What the fuck does “Import” have to do with exporting?
You god damn idiots at Microsoft put the export feature within two different menu options that have nothing to do with exporting. But that’s the usual for Microsoft, you fucking tools. Fuck you.
Oh yea and please tell me why exporting contacts (which people commonly need to do) isn’t as easy as hitting an export contacts button. That’s pathetic. You have to export it as part of a pst file through their bullshit convoluted menus and options. Fuck you Microsoft and Bill Douche-Bag Gates. You have no idea how to make your operating system or any of the programs you create easy to use, even for a seasoned IT professional. If an IT professional can’t stand Windows or any Microsoft software and can’t figure out where the fuck your menu options are hidden, then how the fuck is any god damn normal person going to use your software or OS? You dumbass fucks.
Fuck you Microsoft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I like how this guy above says:
“Uh….if you’re too retarded to run Windows…what makes you think you’ll be able to run a MAC?”
Really dude? From my point of view, if you run Windows then you are the retard!!!! Why would anyone put up with that pile of crap? It’s not a matter of not being able to use Windows in anyone’s case…it’s a matter of how poorly Microsoft puts things together that drives people crazy. My example clearly shows this. It’s not that someone doesn’t know how to export their contacts – it’s that the idiots at Microsoft put the export feature under “Open” and then “Import”…like complete retards…..you know….like yourself. So fuck you and Microsoft together, you ignorant fools.
I’m not a Mac fan. I’ve been a loyal Microsoft user from the beginning. However, I realized that MS only REALLY fucks you over when you need help. I needed to get rid of a pesky legacy registry file that was preventing me from installing PAID FOR trial software for the second time. (This software was required for my student activities.) Guess what? NO FUCKING WAY TO DO IT! My options:
1-Spend $400 on the full version of the software (i.e. pay TWICE)
2-Do a clean install with a completely new and expensive operating system
3- PAY $250 MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS JUST TO ASK MICROSOFT SUPPORT ONE FUCKING COCKSUCKING QUESTION ABOUT MY PROBLEM!!!!!!!
You read that right, folks! $250 for a QUESTION to their magical support team, the members of which apparently spend their downtime polishing their golden turds. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!
I hate, hate, HATE Microsoft now, more so since my P.O.S. Xbox 360 got the RED RING OF RIPOFF a month ago. I hope Bill Gates slips and chokes to death on misplaced can opener. I hope he feels the same pain and suffering that his shitty software causes students all over the world. Piece-of-shit, money-grubbing, four-eyed prick. We line his filthy pockets and he repays us BY CLOGGING OUR REGISTRIES WITH FILES THAT VIRTUALLY MAKE OUR RIGHTS, AS BUYERS, INVALID. I seriously want him to die, and I don’t think I’ve ever wished anyone dead.
Not that I like Mac anymore because of this… Macintosh, in my opinion, has always been borderline sociopathic when it comes to buyer’s rights. What I’m telling you all now is that MS isn’t much better. There’s no way out: we’re all getting fucked one way or the other. Better get your wallets out while you can still stand up, because pretty soon Mac and MS are going to ass fuck us into paraplegism… and then force us to buy their wheelchairs.
Yep, fuck Microsoft with a pineapple! All that money and it translates to: ERROR – UNKNOWN – UNABLE
And my favorite “not responding”, and the little known ones like “help I got my thumb stuck in my ass again” , “ooops”, “You’re not going to like this, but”, “I forgot what to do next”, and “I suck”.
A cold steel pineapple!!!
chris rogers you are A MORON and a Microsoft WEENIE!
Really? “If it wasn’t for Windows…”
What a doucebag!
This picture says it all;
1993! Two competing OS’s from the same period. The inferior OS (Windows 3.1) is running
INSIDE the Superior OS (NeXTSTEP) as a sub process, yet the INFERIOR OS got the
most market share and became the dominant OS.
It if wasn’t for Bill FUCKING WORTHLESS Gates that was 1000 times better at squashing his competition than he was at making a GOOD Operating System we’d all be using something much better today.
I fucking hate Micrposoft!!! Thiose sneaky bastards….
Windows 8 is grabage.
Xbox 360 is trash.
Wondows Phone Freezes.
All i Can say is this…
Microsoft = Microshit
Does anybody know why I can’t get the adb server to recognize my device on a Windows 8 computer? Seems like I’ve been cussing Microsoft all day so far and this seems like the place to ask my questions. Pretty sure some here has already cussed them out about that. I don’t think they are getting any better.
i want to fuck microsoft up the asshole so hard they dont know what fucked them….i dont care what it is…chat??? fuck you son of a god damn faggot ass bitch….boycott MS. give me a support faggot, i want to ream your hellish faggot ass. all of you associated with MS…windows, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
do you understand me Microsoft??!!! bunch of faggot assholes!!! windows, your stupid mother fucking “support windows” that t ake up my whole browser window because you want to swallow jizz of today’s business boners!!!! bill gates, suck my fucking cock!!!! take your windows and OS bull shit and grovel before Mac…i think i’ll go and buy an Apple computer if it makes you assholes unemployed!!!
How is it possible that Microsoft employs such great web developers but then they never care to update IE. I know there are a lot of things connected with this, for example Enterprise market, but for the love of Christs. MOVE ON, already. Updates that you are bringing are too slow, and at times ineffective.
Bunch of people who commented here never wrote a line of code or ever tried to do so. It would be a lot easier if some of the posts were just deleted because profanity. Microsoft is not that bad, but they need to get their act together in some fields.
Whoever said that XBOX is “shit/trash” should get his head examined.
I’m using Vista and so its unlikely this message will reach the world since this is the worst piece of software shit since DOS.
Fuck microsoft. This shit never works unless you get a tech-head to fix it. Never have I gotten anything from microsoft to work the first time. Bill you’re a cunt.
Just had me another classic FUCK MICROSOFT moment. Turned on my confuser and got the “operating system not found” error message. IT WAS THERE YESTERFUCKINGDAY? IT JUST FUCKING WENT AWAY? WELL FUCKING LOOK FOR IT ASSHOLE, DON’T TELL ME YOUR PROBLEM. Bill asshole gates needs testicular cancer.
Just went to update from windows 8 to 8.1. The thing took all day to download then instead of letting me choose wether to install now, later, or create removable media (as it was supposed to), it just installed the damn fucking thing! I was planning to clean install it so I could make a nice backup image. Now I have restore my pc, and re-download the whole fucking thing because they so stupid about making the update file hard to get. I have slow internet so this really fucking sucks! And don’t get me started on this new Embeded into EFI license key shit, or how they continutally try to trick you into getting a microsoft account just to use your own god damn computer. If it wasn’t for Unity I would just boycott Microsoft and switch to Ubuntu. I’m really freaking mad right now, I liked windows 7 for the most part, but it’s not compatible with my current hardware, so I can’t downgrade 😦
The Fucking Retards At MircoSoft Spend Their Shitty Money On God Dayumm Golen Toilet Paper FOR THEIR WORTHLESS ASSES. And Suck At Managing To Create A Simple Fast Computer That I Can Use Without Having TO UPDATE ALL THE DAMN TIME BECUASE BILL GATES SHOULD FUCKING DROWNED IN THE WATERS OF HIS OWN BEACH ON HIS PAETHTIC ISLAND. BTW I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF IM SPLEEING SHIT WRONG BECUASE WINDOWS DOESNT HAVE GOD DAMN AUTO FIXBECUASE THEIR FAT UNLIKE APPLE
may god fuck microsoft, and bless apple
Bill Gates is a fucking thief! Sells defective XBOX consoles, then makes you sign an agreement so you can`t sue him over the RROD, cause he knows he sells shit! I had 3 Consoles get RROD and does Microsoft care? Not one bit, they just wan`t your money.Won`t get another dime from me there slimey Bill.
Trying to make a suggestion to Microshit on improving winblows is like abandoning a baby in a garbage can. The fact is that the fuckheads @ Microsuck have no respect or regard for their customers. And why should they? Where else are you going to get a good OS for the money? How much is the latest version of Apple’s ultra proprietary Mac OS? There is an alternative folks, try Linux. Free to download & use, good compatibility, free software packages that can do everything winblows can do and more. Much more stable and versitle then winblows too.
Microsoft dead bastard
Microsoft updating his grave and looking for patches and end of service for his grave.
money is the root of all the problems us humans have downloaded.
Bill Gates is an enemy of the USA anyway. Confiscate all his money.