For those who don’t know, Cory Williams AKA Mr Safety of SMP Films is one of the highest profile people on YouTube. Cory stayed with me when he came out for last year’s As One gathering in Melbourne. We uploaded a few videos together at the time but we actually shot a bit of stuff we never used.
I was doing some editing in preparation for my 600th video (it won’t be up for a while yet but I’ve learned it’s better to do the editing in stages) and this involves cleaning out my hard drive a little.
I found a few bits of video I had shot of Cory and thought “what better way to celebrate becoming a partner than cashing in on the profile of someone who’s more popular than me?” Oh yeah, I’m a YouTube partner now which means instead of just doing the videos for fun, I’ll continue to do them for fun but may actually make a few cents from ad revenue. But probably not.
Anyway, Cory was one of the first friends I made on YouTube which has worked out well for me because now I get to exploit his online fame. I plan to debase his good name now by showing the video I shot of him seeing 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time.
So how did I come to get his reaction to seeing 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time? Well, one afternoon we decided to go on Stickam and Cory spent about an hour chatting with various people (the room was featured on Stickam’s front page and I think there were over 1,00 people in there at one point). One sick little monkey sent Cory the link to 2 Girls 1 Cup and told him to watch it.
When Cory said he didn’t know what 2 Girls 1 Cup was, I realised I had a golden opportunity. I wouldn’t let him watch it until I had my camera ready and so now I present for your viewing pleasure, Mr Safety losing his innocence as he watches that famous moment in internet gross-out porn “2 Girls 1 Cup”.
By the way, if you don’t what 2 Girls 1 Cup is, DON’T LOOK IT UP! Seriously, save that part of your soul. If you feel tempted to look for it, poke out your eyes with knitting needles instead. Trust me, that will be less painful.
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I click on it and it says sorry, this video is no longer avaliable…
unfortunately ive seen first 40 seconds of it. didnt throw up thou just generally discusted. its kinda hard to get grossed out after smelling clogged toilet thats been stangant for 3 days.
video is availiable again O-o
Shadowshian, thats a poor comparison, try watching a human being eating out of the toilet and tell us it compares to smelling three day old toilet water
two girls 1 cup is tryuly sick and i hope the women who are doing it die of necrotising fasciitis
simon. well i suppose you havent smelled it and it wasnt just water. imagine toilet bowl halfway full of fecal matter and urine and let it be there for 3 days when room temp is around 25-30 celcius i had to evac from my cell apartment for duration of that. i know its not particularly good comparison but throwing up or feeling nausea isnt really there after that experience. seriously theres nothing worse than coming back from a trip and finding that in your cells toilet. and the three days was because it was vacation season and no plumber or maintanence company was open for the duration.
I have never seen it and don’t plan on seeing it. I will be scarred for the rest of my life. All of my friends have told me about it and I have never been brave enough to venture onto the world wide web and see it.
That reminds me of the first time that I saw Goatse. Now it takes something particularly creative to gross me out (BMEzine still has the mojo.) If nothing else, the Internet has some fantastic entertainment potential in the reactions that it produces. You used to have to go to war or something to lose faith in humanity and become psychologically scarred.
i want to see the video
Save yourself fromt he disgust and vile filth that it contains, i dont know why the f*ck anyone would want to watch, let alone do that >.<
I looked up the video name in wikipedia, and the description disgusted me. Making someone watch it would be worse than throwing dogs off of cliffs.
That video was so disgusting that the first time I saw it, I ran into my window and trowed up.
You’re sensitive pussies…
Simon: YouTube and it’s fun technical glitches. I think Shadowshian was pointing out a really visceral reaction from something that’s actually in front of you as opposed to a disturbing visual. Side note: a friend of mine actually suffered from necrotising fasciitis.
Shadow: I know what you mean – smell is a more powerful sense than sight.
chemboy: DON’T ever see it!
E0157H7: Goatse and people’s reaction to it was sort of proto-2girls1cup
jose: NO YOU DON’T
Matt: I agree with you
jonas: a fair reaction
Vlad: I certainly am
I couldn’t watch th original 2 girls one cup vid past 15 seconds… Hell, I just couldn’t make myself to watch it… AWFUL