Every now and then I have a theological insight. Today it’s conclusive evidence there is no god. I’m as surprised as anyone that it came in the middle of a 30 Rock marathon. In one of the episodes they had a mock product that was a cross between pajamas and overalls called Pajama-Alls. As in a spoof of Snuggies and their hideous brethren.
Except those things are impossible to satirise.
A little while later there was another ad for a product that was a cross between pajamas and jeans. Pajama Jeans. Except this was in a commercial break. It was for real. A. Real. Fucking. Product.
WHAT SORT OF GOD WOULD ALLOW THINGS LIKE THIS TO EXIST?
All right, if you’re the type who gets upset at people challenging your concept of a supreme deity let’s just say Pajama Jeans are proof the devil exists.