Play-doh toy looks like a cock – so does Scott Morrison

The first TFU Friday starts with Scott Morrison, the minister for being an evil bastard whose responsibilities move from immigration to social services. Read this story if you want a taste of the bastardry to come. Then there’s the delightful drug-fucked couple that police found in a cupboard they thought they were trapped in. And finally, the furore about Hasbro’s cock-shaped play-doh extruder. Although I think that says more about the parents than the kids.

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