The Vagankle Challenge

The ice bucket challenge was such a huge success last year it’s only a matter of time until someone comes up with another challenge that takes the world by storm and I think I have it – The Vagankle Challenge! If you’re really uncool I may have to explain what a Vajankle is to you (all the cool kids already have one). The Vagankle is a sex toy in the shape of a severed foot with an artificial vagina in the stump between the ankles.

I shit you not.

If you click through to see the Vagankle in all its horror that's on you

If you click through to see the Vagankle in all its horror that’s on you

I covered over the graphic image not out of any sense of prudery but to give you the option of whether or not you see something that will probably haunt your nightmares for years to come. If you click through this link you will see the Vagankle in all its horror.

Given that it’s obvious that pretty much everyone will have a Vagankle soon (what possible reason could you have for not having one?) I’ve come up with Vagankle Challenge. For cancer. By which I mean raising money to cure cancer, not actually *for* cancer. Unless that’s your thing. What’s important is that people send me money.

For the Vagankle Challenge everybody has to take a video of themselves fucking a vagankle. For cancer awareness. If you don’t do it you want little kiddies to die from cancer. I don’t know how you can live with yourself.

I think it’s fair to say that anyone not fucking a vagankle by this time next week is worse than Hitler.


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