An Angry Grammar Lesson

Basic grammar is essential if you don’t want to look like a fucking moron. I’m sick of idiots online who can’t manage to get spelling and grammar right. Here’s a simple lesson for the words that seem to cause the biggest problems:

THEY’RE = THEY FUCKING ARE

THEIR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION

THERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION

YOU’RE = YOU FUCKING ARE

YOUR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION

IT’S = IT FUCKING IS

ITS = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION

WE’RE = WE FUCKING ARE

WERE = PAST FUCKING TENSE OF “ARE”

WHERE = SPECIFIES A FUCKING LOCATION

LOOSE = NOT FUCKING FIXED IN PLACE

LOSE = YOU DON’T FUCKING HAVE IT ANY MORE

COULD’VE = COULD FUCKING HAVE

COULD OF = NEVER FUCKING USE THIS YOU FUCKING MORON