I’m not saying that religious orders specifically attract perverted people. I’m not saying that people who preach morality to others have a disturbing habit of indulging in extreme perversions of their own. But it’s really noticeable when it’s true.
An old sketch comedy show in Australia was actually called the Naked Vicar Show – I’m sure they would have had a field day with this. This story has, unsurprisingly, been covered quite a bit in the media. I think my favourite is this collection of stories from The Guardian.
I really don’t get people in this situation making up absurd lies – it’s obvious what really happened. When you make up appalling lies it makes you untrustworthy as well as kinky.