The Vagina of a 20 year old virgin filled with semen

Now there’s some guaranteed search engine bait. One more post title to draw the pornhounds to my blog. But despite the seemingly gratuitous title I make two pledges:

  1. It’s actually an accurate title for the content of the post
  2. There’s actually some hardcore graphic content so the pornhounds won’t be disappointed. Especially the fans of “internals”.

This all comes about because I was doing some research into fertility on the weekend. This is not code for “I spent the weekend looking at porn”. If I spent the weekend looking at porn I would say so. I think my readers could deal with it. But this was some serious research.

In the course of this research I happened across what is know as the Billings Ovulation Method. I’m sure anyone who’s had cause to investigate fertility will have come across this concept. It’s essentially supposed to help you determine the most fertile times of the month for women. To illustrate their information they use the following image of a 20 year old virgin’s vagina (this is the hot graphic stuff I was promising the pornhounds):

hot graphic porn image 

Is that hot or what?  The arrows are pointing to various types of sperm that meet various fates.  It’s good to know what happens to the little soldiers.  My first thought on seeing this image was “man, that’s hot!”  My second thought was “Why the hell was this guy so specific?”  Why the need to tell us it was a 20 year old virgin?  That’s porn site specific.  I think we’re seeing the whole reason this guy got into gynecology.  He has some very specific kinky fetishes.

Then a far more important thought occurred to me.  Why does a virgin of any age have a vagina full of semen?  Or more to the point, how does a 20 year old virgin end up with a vagina full of semen?  OK, I know the general method of semen delivery but that would exclude the “virgin” part of the description.

So I’m thinking this guy is not only kinky, he’s very gullible: “No, honest dad, I’m still a virgin.  It’s perfectly normal for a 20 year old virgin to have a vagina full of semen.”

These are the sorts of thoughts that occupy my weekends, anyway.

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38 responses to “The Vagina of a 20 year old virgin filled with semen

  1. I suppose it depends on when she was technically defined as a 20 year old virgin. She may have been and lost her virginity in the name of science!

  2. Insane Mind

    One of the songs I use to enjoy listening to as a teen started with a man saying:

    “… injection fellas”… (A song called “Uh Ah” -!- by Boyz II Men) – mh… a syringe?

    Of course, I prefer Jeff’s take! Plus it makes her… brave!

  3. Umm.. Not wanting to intrude on your family life or anything, but do you frequently inspect your daughter’s vagina for semen?

  4. You….need to get out more! Step away from the computer…seriously dude…step AWAY from the computer and go outside and get some fresh air, so sunshine and oh…don’t forget the semen.. yeah… plenty of that running rampant out there (obviously!). ;)

  5. Rob

    And yet again, Mr Angry promises porn and fails to deliver. Last time a thumbnail of a hot chick, this time an illustration. It’s a good job I wasn’t here for the porn. :)

    I guess the man wasn’t a Chappelle’s Show fan, otherwise he’d have gone “Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!”, and the ‘virgin’ wouldn’t have had a cum-filled pussy.

  6. That’s funny, dude. BTW, whaddup with the emails? didn’t get a one…

  7. Jeff: that’s what I thought at first but the description didn’t say “a 20 year old who was a virgin up until the introduction of the semen”

    Insane: a syringe or turkey baster may have been the answer

    Massif: Dude… sick! That was the doctor I was talking about, not me!

    cinnkitty: I’ll talk to me girlfriend about the problem ;)

    Rob: there’s already enough porn on the net, nobody needs more from me ;)

    Gruntski: Dude your spam filter must be blocking me. ummmm. message me on youtube. BTW, my answer to the idea of you being the bad guy was hell yeah!

  8. The only way that could have been hotter is if it had the graph-paper grid laid over it so you could refer to it in quadrants. Nothing gets me going like extremely anal (pun sorta intended) clinical pictures of women’s naughty bits. Half the pages of my Grey’s Anatomy textbook are stuck together… LOL! (I’m totally kidding. Seriously. No really. But this is funny stuff none-the-less.)

  9. seriously thats even more wierd than what i do when im bored during a weekend. i just rummage around the net reading stuff from advance astronomy to theoretical physics and other techonologies and studies that are still either prototyping or theoretical base.

  10. Damn that’s hot.

    Alright. I’m off to jack-off now. Chick style.

  11. Brian: Math porn!

    shadow: I wasn’t actually looking for something like that but it stood out when I saw it. It’s how my brain works.

    QofD: Now *that* is hot!

  12. sunchaser

    I learned recently that the G-spot actually produces prostatic fluid that contains (among other things) glucose that give the little guys energy to get to their final destination.

    It’s interesting because for a long time, medicine perceived women’s anatomy to be “inhospitable” place for sperm, when in fact it’s the opposite.

  13. Thanks for that bit of enlightenment :)

  14. J

    Dude, i was doing some search engine research (yeah, i was looking for porn) and this page does show up on top of google results for “virgin vagin”

  15. Nothing wrong with looking for porn. Disturbingly enough, I’m also a top search result for “old vagina”. Who the fuck is using that as a search term?

  16. Zany Maiden

    ROFL @ “old vagina”…hehehe..

  17. Mrs. Salamasuk

    Actually not looking for this ;)

  18. Smorgasboard Johansen

    I was looking for hot puddy tang tang. I am now angrier than you.

    Any way a virgin vagina could get semen in it if the young lady had both sets of genitalia and had an ingrown penis that termiated somewhere around her cervix. She then could have had a wet dream and sploosh – a muff full ‘o’ slush.

    Its quite common actually I see them all the time

  19. Smorg: You lead an interesting life.

  20. royguapz

    hi!!! mr. angry i want to know, fell edger…

  21. WakatohogsLot

    very intresting

  22. jaffa

    Whats it like for a woman to feel like when her vagina is getting filled with cum ?

  23. Hank

    Imagine an old woman’s vagina getting filled with cum

  24. Misplitoplolis

    WHY!? Oh and Mr. Angry, you should put another…more fun pic on here for the porn hounds. Please?

  25. Sahu

    Mr.Angry: you cannot check a 20 year old vagina and take a decision of declaring her virgin or non virgin.Even a 40 yrs old can be a virgin.women playing with toys cant come into non virgin category.

  26. My big question is how the semen got in her vagina if she’s a virgin?

  27. Sahu

    whose semen you are talking about Mr.Angry????is it her own or someone else??

  28. Jon

    Damn…this blog and the people on it are fucking hilarious! Almost makes up for nothing hot. But seriously, Mr. Angry, consider this site bookmarked =P if for no other reason than to read what people post lol.

  29. SMOTH

    I recommend you all read a book called “SPERM WARS” by Robin Baker. Disturbing, enlightening, sick, kinky and kind of hot! It’s a non fiction book written by a biologist- it explains pretty much why we’re all fucked up sex freaks and why more than half of all sperm produced (like I can remember exact figures) is for killing other guys sperm. Makes you want to go out and have a gang bang!

  30. Bobb

    No trouble to put semen in a vagina without sliding ole Happy in: just rub ‘im on the outside, like against her clit, until he’s getting ready to squirt, then press his tip against the vagina’s opening, right between the inner lips, and let ‘im go! Not for nothing those inner lips are called “nymphae.”
    Been plenty of virgins get knocked up and stay virgin.

  31. You didn’t get it. What was filled with semen was this guy’s mouth that felt like 20 year old virgin’s vagina, since it was his first time.
    No wonder most gynaecologists are men!

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  33. thoroughly disappointed

    I was looking for ‘old vagina’.. Damnit now you ruined the mood

  34. deCoy

    Oops! Seems we all here for a reason! *pOrnfreaks!

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